Gary (1662) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JUN 8, 2015
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
4 pack Cans. 1£ for 4 cans and a new rake , I had to , I had to buy this even though i felt dirty .i have scrolled right past before ,plus the can is so ghetto . Oh my God it smells like actual glue was added , not that I sniff glue . This glue aroma gives me both a head trip and a nostalgic flash back to being a kid @ school and making shit art pics with Pritt Stick glue . There is also grain , cardboard malt. In this tankard the white head dies after ten seconds to leave a golden , shitty looking pisser beer. As a 2% Low Boost Lager it does have more body than I assumed as a redemption for both looking and smelling like ass.
OwainTurner (420) - Leicester, Bedfordshire, ENGLAND - APR 15, 2015
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor.
davidtjm (905) - Berlin, GERMANY - MAR 7, 2015
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Pour is light gold with a frothy head, aroma is malty, grassy, sweet. Taste is watery with carbonation. Poor
Towey1989 (593) - Stoke On Trent, Staffordshire, ENGLAND - MAR 7, 2015
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: JUN 30, 2015 Can. Pours a pale golden colour with no head. Very slight aroma of grain and straw. Taste of sweet grain, grass but mainly carbonated water. Soft carbonation and a thin, watery texture. Little bitterness in the finish. Tastes like carbonated water and nothing much else. What I was expecting though for 20p.
edsspoon (756) - Nottinghamshire, ENGLAND - APR 25, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: NOV 1, 2014 As I’m sure is the case with most of the sales of this, this was bought as a joke. Can. Pours very pale straw with a foamy white head which slowly fades away. Aroma is faintly malty and hoppy. Hints of cereal and vinegar. Taste is minerally, malts, sweetness, hints of banana with a very slight spiciness. Very watery. Very thin, light carbonation. Essentially mineral water with a bit of beer flavour - probably great if you want to drink beer but don’t like beer. Very weak aroma and hardly any flavour.
SarkyNorthener (2999) - West Bromwich (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, ENGLAND - JAN 30, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can from Morrisons. Pale yellow beer with frothy head that reduces to nothing. Fain hop aroma. Taste is a touch of sweetcorn, faint hop bitterness and some pale malts. Better than a lot of Macro lagers out there, drinkable.
ManVsBeer (5818) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 14, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Light golden colour, no head. As expected this is a bland and low-par lager.
berkshirejohn (5160) - Bracknell, Berkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 7, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
440ml can from Morrisons. Exactly what you’d expect at 4 cans for £1 - straw coloured fizzy water with some caramel flavouring, cardboard hops, and an aroma of boiled rice - but at least it’s drinkable.
gunnfryd (12398) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - FEB 21, 2011
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. golden colour with a white head. Aroma is rice water, fruit, grain. Flavour is rice water, malt, fruit, grain. Thin beer.
fonefan (38879) - VestJylland, DENMARK - FEB 15, 2011
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can 440ml. @ home.
Clear light medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting to diminishing, white head. Aroma is light moderate malty, toasted, sewer, wet malt, rotted water. Flavor is moderate to light light heavy sweet with a average duration, cardboard, old malt. Body is medium to light, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft.