OwainTurner (390) - Leicester, Bedfordshire, ENGLAND - APR 15, 2015
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor. Very poor.
davidtjm (831) - Berlin, GERMANY - MAR 7, 2015
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Pour is light gold with a frothy head, aroma is malty, grassy, sweet. Taste is watery with carbonation. Poor
Towey1989 (400) - Stoke On Trent, Staffordshire, ENGLAND - MAR 7, 2015
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Can. Pours a pale golden colour with no head. Very slight aroma of grain and straw. Taste of sweet grain, grass but mainly carbonated water. Soft carbonation and a thin, watery texture. Little bitterness in the finish. Tastes like carbonated water and nothing much else. What I was expecting though for 20p.
edsspoon (729) - Nottinghamshire, ENGLAND - APR 25, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: NOV 1, 2014 As I’m sure is the case with most of the sales of this, this was bought as a joke. Can. Pours very pale straw with a foamy white head which slowly fades away. Aroma is faintly malty and hoppy. Hints of cereal and vinegar. Taste is minerally, malts, sweetness, hints of banana with a very slight spiciness. Very watery. Very thin, light carbonation. Essentially mineral water with a bit of beer flavour - probably great if you want to drink beer but don’t like beer. Very weak aroma and hardly any flavour.
SarkyNorthener (2807) - West Bromwich (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, ENGLAND - JAN 30, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can from Morrisons. Pale yellow beer with frothy head that reduces to nothing. Fain hop aroma. Taste is a touch of sweetcorn, faint hop bitterness and some pale malts. Better than a lot of Macro lagers out there, drinkable.
ManVsBeer (5477) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 14, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Light golden colour, no head. As expected this is a bland and low-par lager.
berkshirejohn (5020) - Bracknell, Berkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 7, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
440ml can from Morrisons. Exactly what you’d expect at 4 cans for £1 - straw coloured fizzy water with some caramel flavouring, cardboard hops, and an aroma of boiled rice - but at least it’s drinkable.
gunnfryd (12101) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - FEB 21, 2011
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. golden colour with a white head. Aroma is rice water, fruit, grain. Flavour is rice water, malt, fruit, grain. Thin beer.
fonefan (38081) - VestJylland, DENMARK - FEB 15, 2011
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can 440ml. @ home.
Clear light medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting to diminishing, white head. Aroma is light moderate malty, toasted, sewer, wet malt, rotted water. Flavor is moderate to light light heavy sweet with a average duration, cardboard, old malt. Body is medium to light, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. 
MiP (14049) - Sønderborg, DENMARK - DEC 20, 2010
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can, 2%. Weak metallic aroma. Clear golden colour, lots of bubbles. Small fizzy white head. The flavour starts off slightly bready, turning very watery. Not so bitter, but not sour or grainy really.