wimpyjoe (2300) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 14, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Light golden colour, no head. As expected this is a bland and low-par lager.
berkshirejohn (3972) - Bracknell, Berkshire, ENGLAND - AUG 7, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
440ml can from Morrisons. Exactly what you’d expect at 4 cans for £1 - straw coloured fizzy water with some caramel flavouring, cardboard hops, and an aroma of boiled rice - but at least it’s drinkable.
gunnfryd (9386) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - FEB 21, 2011
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. golden colour with a white head. Aroma is rice water, fruit, grain. Flavour is rice water, malt, fruit, grain. Thin beer.
fonefan (31813) - VestJylland, DENMARK - FEB 15, 2011
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can 440ml. @ home.
Clear light medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting to diminishing, white head. Aroma is light moderate malty, toasted, sewer, wet malt, rotted water. Flavor is moderate to light light heavy sweet with a average duration, cardboard, old malt. Body is medium to light, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. 
MiP (12873) - Sønderborg, DENMARK - DEC 20, 2010
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can, 2%. Weak metallic aroma. Clear golden colour, lots of bubbles. Small fizzy white head. The flavour starts off slightly bready, turning very watery. Not so bitter, but not sour or grainy really.
Geokkjer (5027) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - NOV 5, 2010
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can.Pours golden with small white head.Aroma is unfermented weak wort with some hay.Flavor is watery with some sweetness and hay.Thin body,fizzy carbonation.
yngwie (11782) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - NOV 5, 2010
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Can, thx to fonefan. A clear, pale golden beer with a small, white head. Weak aroma with some fruityness, grains and some rice like notes. The flavor isn’t much better, luckily it’s weak. Fruits, grains and rice. Thin on the palate, quite dry. Some bitterness in the finish, but overall too low on bitterness. Ok, so it’s a 2 % ABV beer, but anyway it’s rather bad. 101105
KimJohansen (10341) - Frederiksberg C, DENMARK - SEP 2, 2010
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Clear golden with a tiny white head. Sweet aroma with malt, sulphur and cardboard. Sweet flavor with malt and cardboard.
yespr (28711) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - SEP 1, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
44 cL can. Pours clear and golden yellow with a small white head. Aroma is cornish and slight herbal to grassy/hayish. Bitter, cornish and flat malty finish. Slight watery.
Ungstrup (27766) - Citizen of the universe, DENMARK - SEP 1, 2010
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. The can looks swedish in spite of the 50 million percent ABV - odd - the beer in the can looks thick with a head. The aroma has notes of malt and straw (and alcohol). The flavor is sweet with notes of cardboard, malt, and straw, leading to a dry cardboard finish. The body is thin inspite of the 50 million percent ABV?!?!