Chad9976 (1420) - Albany, New York, USA - AUG 25, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
I poured a 12oz can into a tumbler.
APPEARANCE: Not bad, actually. Looks a lot like Schlitz with a clear amber color, decent head (some retention), very bubbly.
AROMA: Smells like a very cheap can beer (which it is). Metallic, funky, slightly skunked. Thankfully not too pungent.
TASTE: It tastes exactly what a 75-cent can of convenience store-brand beer should taste like. It’s basically wet straw, steel wool and water. Taste is tolerable at first, but becomes more sour towards the bottom. This beer must be drank ice cold because it tastes like dirty dishwater otherwise.
MOUTHFEEL: Super fizzy at first, tepid and thin later on.
DRINKABILITY: While the taste is quite bad, the beer at least goes down smooth once it becomes tepid.
OVERALL: It’s craptastic. This is the kind of beer the cheapest of the cheapskates buy (and the homeless). There are worse out there, but this is generic bad beer. Why bother?
AdamChandler (3590) - Enfield, New Hampshire, USA - AUG 23, 2013
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Looks like urine. Smells like corn. Sweet honey and corn. Ugh. pretty much a drainpour.
mfp13jr (152) - Glenville, New York, USA - JUL 4, 2014
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Not the worst. Aroma is light malt and summer wheat. Taste is light lager and corn. Finish is mostly clean with a lingering film on the teeth.