HeistAlmighty (1109) - Saint John, New Brunswick, CANADA - JUL 8, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
750ml can. Looks like a macro lager . Aroma is corn syrup and apple juice. Taste is Cap’n Crunch and rubbing alcohol. Surprising crisp body for malt liquor. Overall, just, no.
Kinz (3251) - Glen Allen, Virginia, USA - JUL 6, 2014
2.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
In honor of our leaking hot water heater. Clear pale yellow, decent head. Aroma is grainy, slightly sweet. Flavor is remarkably unoffensive. I suppose after having the disaster that was Miller Fortune that my palate’s expectations had been sufficiently lowered. But all in all a relatively inoffensive 8% alcohol delivery system, which is all you really should expect from a malt liquor. Not good stuff by any stretch, but managed to pull off "relatively inoffensive" with aplomb.
Barreras (931) - Diamond Bar, California, USA - JUN 23, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pours a light amber color with a malt aroma. Taste is high alcohol, metallic, and acidic. Flavor is simple in that its malt liquor with one purpose, to get people drunk. No complex flavors, its exactly what I expected from a tall can of malt liquor.
Frank (2727) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 6, 2014
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
This is something. It is not agressively foul but neither is there anything good to say about it really. It is perfectly clear yellow with a head that remains at a few bubbles around the edges for the duration. It kind of tastes like blue raspberry candies but only mildly so. It mostly tastes like nothing at all aside from a slightly medicinal bitterness in the finish. Its not sweet at all so maintains a decent level of drinkability. The carbonation is vigorous but fine so not harsh. Actually, as far as I can seperate the texture from the taste of it, it is really quite nice, soft and full w/o being heavy. This is really one of the better malt liquors I have had, esp. once you start getting into the 8% gravity range. I mean, I am not in love w/ it. I would not drink it if it had no alcohol in it but for a beer designed exclusively to get you drunk on the cheap, it is really pretty good.
BierMeHoos (62) - Maryland, USA - MAY 24, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Ok Quality, 25 oz can. Yellow pour white head. Corn malt aroma. Sweet malt grain taste. Smooth for 8%. Not too bad but not great.
Darkmagus82 (441) - - MAY 23, 2014
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Transfer from BA review on 3-16-12 -
Poured from can into pint glass
Appearance – Pours a golden color with a big billowy slightly off white head. The head fades fast leaving a very light amount of lacing.
Smell –Corn is quite heavy in the nose, with a little bit of caramel sweetness.
Taste – Corn strikes again, with a white sugar taste mixed in. These flavors last to the end of the taste, where a big alcohol flavor then makes it presence known leaving a very warming, but somewhat off boozy/corn aftertaste in the mouth.
Mouthfeel – The mouthfeel on this one is a bit on the creamier side and the carbonation level is just below average. It makes it very easy to drink and is actually quite nice.
Overall – The mouthfeel is the nicest component of the beer. It really is not the best malt out there and with it being more expensive then something like a Steel reserve and being, at least in my mind, of lesser quality, I am not sure why someone would choose this brew if looking for something low cost and high potency.
snoworsummer (1858) - baltimore, Maryland, USA - MAY 23, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
From a tall boy can. Pours light clear gold with a fizzy white head. Tastes very musky, like sweet corn and grains. Light body and low carbonation. Smells like musk and sweet skunky beer.
sonnycheeba (3295) - Federal Hill, Baltimore, Maryland, USA - MAY 23, 2014
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Tall boy can (with an extra ounce per the label). Pours pale yellow with fizzy white head. Aroma is corn, malts, and funk. Flavor is plain bad...spoiled corn and grains. Light body and low carbonation.
joestatix (3) - Detroit, Michigan, USA - MAY 20, 2014 does not count
4.4 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
First off Im not a Craft Beer guy. I m the type of guy that likes to sit back and slam on pappies ol" cough syrup and have to clench my hand to handle the swig. With my disclaimer said I like this one a lot. Its easy to drink. As long as its icy cold it has a tasty fizz a fresh light to medium grainy taste, Its not ment for beer connoseurs with high price pallets. This is a good ol wet your whistle - college frat house - girl just left me - bee. I pay $1.09 at CVS for a 24 oz. 3 of these gets me were I am heading.
BlowOffTube (435) - Michigan, USA - APR 18, 2014
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Quality. Yellow pour white head. Corn malt aroma. Sweet malt grain taste. Smooth for 8%. Not to bad. $1 for a 25oz. Easy drinker.