KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - MAY 1, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This beer is so bad I wanted to kill a small animal. Itís putrid; alcohol-based corn, rotten sugar, and ass. You deserve to go retarded if you drink this more than once. Sucks like Lady Gaga at an alternative dick concert.
arkotramathorn (41) - Eau Claire, USA - APR 26, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Gets you drunk, is there something else I should be writing here? Where am I? Who are all these people?
Drake (9999) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - APR 23, 2012
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Monstrosity of a can shared by maniac at Slutfest 3, Richmond, VA, 4/21/12. Pours a clear very pale golden color with a large fizzy tan head. Decent head retention. Very weak aroma of acrid grain and corn. The taste is green apple, corn and grain.
Aurelius (4575) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - APR 14, 2012
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
How have I overlooked this gem... I really need to stop and smell the roses as I pass the Contractorís Friend section of the minit market beer cooler. The can assures me that this malt liquor is made from the same fine ingredients from which they make Natural Light - my mind is immediately put to rest. Blue psychedelic graphics with washed out lettering on a 24-oz tall boy. Clear, straw gold with a very fluffy meringue head. Aroma puts me in the mind of faint whiskey and pickled olives. Tangy, strong lager flavor. Actually, itís not all that bad -- itís better than some European strong lagers that Iíve had sold to me as premium brew. Not as bitter as Natty Ice, a little Saaz or some other Eurohop. Lightly sweet, a little astringent in the finish, medium-heavy unctuous body. Warms the esophagus. Moral of the story -- if youíve had a hard day putting tar on some roof, or turning the Stop/Slow sign, and itís hot and youíve got $2, there are worse ways that you could spend your money at the JiffiSwift. Former Petro station, Bannerman.
SuzyGreenberg (1603) - Seattle, Washington, USA - APR 13, 2012
3.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 12/20
16 oz. badass blue can; crystal clear gold trace white head; drinks smooth with corn syrup, sugar, dry malt; smooth and sugary; digging this one for sure; lemon, rice, sugar; malt liquor rulez
riversideAK (5738) - Shoreline, Washington, USA - APR 13, 2012
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Tastes exactly like natural light but w more of everything. Drinkable and not bad at all for style.
davey101 (738) - Connecticut, USA - APR 11, 2012
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
24 oz can into a frosted mug. $1.40, 8% abv!!! Ohhh yeah!!
A - Dark straw yellow body with a fluffy white head. Lots of head...
S - Sweet corn, grain, and a touch of bready malts. Not bad.
T - Sweet corn and bready malts. I actually find myself enjoying the flavor? Interesting. Mouth feel is watery and light, refreshing with little evidence of the high abv.
O - One of the better malt liquors Iíve had. Not bad.
mar (4997) - Dallas, Texas, USA - APR 9, 2012
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
pale yellow with a white head. lots of corn, light lemon, sweet, faint malts. super thin on the palate, flavor is sweet malts, sugar, and dough.
jandd1983 (2999) - Florissant, Missouri, USA - APR 5, 2012
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
24oz can poured a clear light gold color with a white head. The aroma was some sweetness with floral hops and a little booze. The taste was similar with sugary sweetness and a floral hop flavor.
dyetube (1264) - McKinney, Texas, USA - APR 4, 2012
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can from store. Pours a piss yellow with a thin white head. Nothing but a higher alcohol version of natural light. Bad aroma and bad taste. Cheers!