hopscotch (10563) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - JUN 12, 2012
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Straight from the can (per the instructions)... Couldn’t see it, so I have no clue what it looks like. The aroma is of sweet corn, straw and honey. Medium to full-bodied with moderate carbonation. Just as sweet and corny as Steel Reserve High Gravity, but not as rough around the edges. The alcohol is not as noticeable, although the abv for both is pretty much the same. Finishes corny and moderately sweet. Bonus points for not being all that harsh for an 8% malt liquor and, of course, the really cool name. Shoulda shotgunned it.
MrBeerFanatic (1005) - Friona, Texas, USA - JUN 10, 2012
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Light clear yellow with a fizzy foamy head. Aromas of grain, corn, and hay. Flavors of corn, grain, and hay. Leaves a bad grain/corn aftertaste.
jmagnus87 (2912) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - JUN 9, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
24oz can poured into a shaker. Pours clear gold with some white head. Aroma is grain, corn and piss. Taste is about the same. Overall, this beer is shit. I’ve had some bad ones, but this is pretty much down there.
bhensonb (13982) - Woodland, California, USA - MAY 25, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tall boy from a hole in the wall liquor store. Pours gold with a foamy white head. Aroma is not much of anything. Flavor is good in that there seems to be little in the way of fusil oils. Just enough to ruin the taste, but not enough to sicken.
Finhead (1601) - OFallon, Illinois, USA - MAY 23, 2012
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear as glass with quickly dissipating white head. Smells like corn, tastes like crap. This "beer" is thin and nasty with noticeable alcohol in the finish.
Argentine (14) - Walla Walla, Washington, USA - MAY 16, 2012
2.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Hits the tongue sweet with ale yeasty esters. Finishes with a metallic bite. Smells like dust and steel. A good Pale American Lager/Urban Malt Liqour.
arminjewell (9237) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - MAY 11, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pour out of can is clear yellow thin white head, aroma has notes of lemon floor cleaner, some vanilla and hints of corn. Taste is sweet corny lemony notes, hints of flavored vodka and slight vanilla. Not terrible but not good.
adnielsen (10475) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
0.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Light yellow appearance with a white head. Not all that horrendous of an aroma. A touch citrusy, honey, grainy malty aroma. Honey, sickly sweet, pale malty flavor with booze on the finish. Oh fuck me. Horrible but this isn’t the bottom of the barrel.
blipp (8011) - La Mesa, California, USA - MAY 6, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 oz can. Pours light golden yellow with a thin white head. Grainy cheerio aroma with a little bit of sweetness. Flavor follows with sweet and corny grains, low bitterness, and a little bit of green apple. Ugh, not very good at all. God dammit I’m drinking all 24 ounces though #RespectBeer
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - MAY 1, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This beer is so bad I wanted to kill a small animal. It’s putrid; alcohol-based corn, rotten sugar, and ass. You deserve to go retarded if you drink this more than once. Sucks like Lady Gaga at an alternative dick concert.