jmagnus87 (2401) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - JUN 9, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
24oz can poured into a shaker. Pours clear gold with some white head. Aroma is grain, corn and piss. Taste is about the same. Overall, this beer is shit. Iíve had some bad ones, but this is pretty much down there.
bhensonb (10814) - Woodland, California, USA - MAY 25, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tall boy from a hole in the wall liquor store. Pours gold with a foamy white head. Aroma is not much of anything. Flavor is good in that there seems to be little in the way of fusil oils. Just enough to ruin the taste, but not enough to sicken.
Finhead (1151) - OFallon, Illinois, USA - MAY 23, 2012
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear as glass with quickly dissipating white head. Smells like corn, tastes like crap. This "beer" is thin and nasty with noticeable alcohol in the finish.
Argentine (14) - Walla Walla, Washington, USA - MAY 16, 2012
2.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Hits the tongue sweet with ale yeasty esters. Finishes with a metallic bite. Smells like dust and steel. A good Pale American Lager/Urban Malt Liqour.
arminjewell (6101) - Farmington Hills, Michigan, USA - MAY 11, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pour out of can is clear yellow thin white head, aroma has notes of lemon floor cleaner, some vanilla and hints of corn. Taste is sweet corny lemony notes, hints of flavored vodka and slight vanilla. Not terrible but not good.
SirADNielsen (8949) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
0.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Light yellow appearance with a white head. Not all that horrendous of an aroma. A touch citrusy, honey, grainy malty aroma. Honey, sickly sweet, pale malty flavor with booze on the finish. Oh fuck me. Horrible but this isnít the bottom of the barrel.
blipp (5967) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - MAY 6, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 oz can. Pours light golden yellow with a thin white head. Grainy cheerio aroma with a little bit of sweetness. Flavor follows with sweet and corny grains, low bitterness, and a little bit of green apple. Ugh, not very good at all. God dammit Iím drinking all 24 ounces though #RespectBeer
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - MAY 1, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This beer is so bad I wanted to kill a small animal. Itís putrid; alcohol-based corn, rotten sugar, and ass. You deserve to go retarded if you drink this more than once. Sucks like Lady Gaga at an alternative dick concert.
arkotramathorn (41) - Eau Claire, USA - APR 26, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Gets you drunk, is there something else I should be writing here? Where am I? Who are all these people?
Drake (8029) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - APR 23, 2012
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Monstrosity of a can shared by maniac at Slutfest 3, Richmond, VA, 4/21/12. Pours a clear very pale golden color with a large fizzy tan head. Decent head retention. Very weak aroma of acrid grain and corn. The taste is green apple, corn and grain.