1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Yellow appearance with an awful corn and piss smell. Flavor is rather tame for a malt liquor Its tolerable for the ABV. Overall ok for a night on the town with the homeless or Charlie Sheen.
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tall boy from a hole in the wall liquor store. Pours gold with a foamy white head. Aroma is not much of anything. Flavor is good in that there seems to be little in the way of fusil oils. Just enough to ruin the taste, but not enough to sicken.
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear as glass with quickly dissipating white head. Smells like corn, tastes like crap. This "beer" is thin and nasty with noticeable alcohol in the finish.
2.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Hits the tongue sweet with ale yeasty esters. Finishes with a metallic bite. Smells like dust and steel. A good Pale American Lager/Urban Malt Liqour.
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pour out of can is clear yellow thin white head, aroma has notes of lemon floor cleaner, some vanilla and hints of corn. Taste is sweet corny lemony notes, hints of flavored vodka and slight vanilla. Not terrible but not good.
0.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Light yellow appearance with a white head. Not all that horrendous of an aroma. A touch citrusy, honey, grainy malty aroma. Honey, sickly sweet, pale malty flavor with booze on the finish. Oh fuck me. Horrible but this isn’t the bottom of the barrel.
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 oz can. Pours light golden yellow with a thin white head. Grainy cheerio aroma with a little bit of sweetness. Flavor follows with sweet and corny grains, low bitterness, and a little bit of green apple. Ugh, not very good at all. God dammit I’m drinking all 24 ounces though #RespectBeer
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can.
This beer is so bad I wanted to kill a small animal. It’s putrid; alcohol-based corn, rotten sugar, and ass. You deserve to go retarded if you drink this more than once. Sucks like Lady Gaga at an alternative dick concert.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Gets you drunk, is there something else I should be writing here? Where am I? Who are all these people?
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Monstrosity of a can shared by maniac at Slutfest 3, Richmond, VA, 4/21/12. Pours a clear very pale golden color with a large fizzy tan head. Decent head retention. Very weak aroma of acrid grain and corn. The taste is green apple, corn and grain.
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
How have I overlooked this gem... I really need to stop and smell the roses as I pass the Contractor’s Friend section of the minit market beer cooler. The can assures me that this malt liquor is made from the same fine ingredients from which they make Natural Light - my mind is immediately put to rest. Blue psychedelic graphics with washed out lettering on a 24-oz tall boy. Clear, straw gold with a very fluffy meringue head. Aroma puts me in the mind of faint whiskey and pickled olives. Tangy, strong lager flavor. Actually, it’s not all that bad -- it’s better than some European strong lagers that I’ve had sold to me as premium brew. Not as bitter as Natty Ice, a little Saaz or some other Eurohop. Lightly sweet, a little astringent in the finish, medium-heavy unctuous body. Warms the esophagus. Moral of the story -- if you’ve had a hard day putting tar on some roof, or turning the Stop/Slow sign, and it’s hot and you’ve got $2, there are worse ways that you could spend your money at the JiffiSwift. Former Petro station, Bannerman.
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