1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
24 oz can.
A very weird light straw antique color.
Pours a clear golden pale brew with a thin white head that quickly dissipates clean. Aroma of golden grain malt, corn, and no detected hops. Taste is light bodied, plenty of carbonation with flavors of golden grain malt, corn and some alcohol presence
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
The color is normal pale yellow malt liquor/pale lager mass-produced brew. Has a mild sour corn like taste. Surprisingly it doesn’t linger long so it’s not too bad. I definitely wouldn’t go out of my way for this one. Just barely drinkable and would be passable if your broke and need a good buzz.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This beer is the result of urine contaminating Natural Light (or maybe it’s the other way around - is that why Light tastes slightly better?)
One of the worst experiences you can put your taste buds through.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
This is one of your typical macro brewed beer with all the bad adjuncts you can get... Not good at all but I figure since I’m broke and craving a beer, I might at least get the bad macro beers out of the way while I cannot afford a decent beer! Cheers!
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Ohh yah mix a 12 pack of this shit into some cool-aid and every other cheap handle you can find and booom, jungle juice! No longer will you have to taste the nasty ice.
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
UPDATED: JUN 27, 2011 Had this once or twice before a number or years ago. but had this again just this past wknd. I remember enjoying it and this time I enjoyed it again. I actually found this stuff quite drinkable. If you drink it warm then its a bit tricky but drink it cold and this stuff works
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I expected NO flavor...what I got was gag-inducing bad flavor. The "people" who "brew" this should be ashamed. Smelled like orange juice that sat next to a basement radiator too long. Tasted metallic, slightly oily with a tinge of mildewy orange. Didn’t even have the decency to be overly carbonated so the bubbles could scrub my palate.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: JUN 5, 2011 It’s not like I was expecting this beer to taste like beer at all. All I expected was a complete lack of everything, but oddly enough this didn’t even succeed at being plain and inoffensive. There was a skunky, alcoholic (in a bad way), just god-awful aftertaste that makes me nauseous every time I think about it.
Let’s say you’re not a fan of stouts or IPAs. Let’s say you don’t like hops or roasted malts. Let’s say, in terms of darkness, you don’t like anything north of amber. Even more, let’s say you just do not want to spend money on nice beer at all. Let’s pretend you don’t give a shit what your beer tastes like and all you want is to get as many of them as you humanly can per dollar. Still, I can think of at least ten better choices than this. It’s that easy.
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