1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
22 oz can. Wish they’d had 12 ozers at the store.. :( Pours a very light yellow with ample foamy head that goes away quickly. Aroma is of grass, funk, check that, sweet decaying grassy funk, and the inside of an aluminum can. The flavor matches the nose: thin, watery, s-w-e-e-t, and slightly funky, though not as bad as I had expected. Makes me want to stay up all night playing "Mortal Kombat" and not studying for college exams. Maybe I could also fail to get laid... wait, I’m married, that’s a done deal. All in all, not as terrible as I had imagined it might be. But then, it hasn’t gone all the way through me yet.
1.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bad. But better than some of the domestic stuff out there. perhaps I’m nostalgic for it
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Poured gold with a white head. Aroma is a bad, skunk and urine. Flavor is overly sweet, nothing here at all.
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Weak and watery, but slightly bitter. The fact that it has a detectable flavor places it ahead of the other garbage beers by a tiny fraction.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
a mass produced watered down beverage brewed for binge drinking sessions. has a lovely skunky urine like aroma and pale clear yellow appearance. advertised to be sold in large quantities at the local gas station. two 30s for $20.
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Gross. Skunked old malty flavored and smelly stuff. This is great for people who like to watch cars drive in a circle at 100+ miles per hour.
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This was bland and tasteless when I was 16. My opinion hasn’t changed much since.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Serving: 12 oz. bottle.
Appearance: Pale yellow with a fizzy, white head that is gone in seconds. No head retention, no lacing.
Aroma: Light beer with a pleasing aroma my ass. Smells like skunk, cardboard, and light grain notes. Seriously, why do I do this to myself?
Taste: Add water to the aroma and there you have it. Skunk, cardboard, and grain. Oh, and a touch of bitterness to really screw things up.
Palate: Seriously? Medium-high carbonation with a light, watery mouthfeel and a short finish.
Overall: Dear liver, I promise I will never filter such swill through you again. Yes, I know that I knew better before I attempted to drink this beer. However, please note that I poured out 90% of this beer. Now the lawn is pissed at me too. Please forgive my transgression. Respectfully yours, Elwood.
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