Natural Light

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Has a light yellow color with a good bit of carbonation and a very light grain smell. Taste is also of light grain/rice and finishes pretty watery. Overall your typical light beer. I am not sure why Anheuser-Busch has all these different names for the same beer...

On tap: $4 pitcher. Bought it because it was cheap and it doesn’t make my stomach hurt the next morning. Typical cheap lager, no substance, not worth drinking.

UPDATED: MAY 10, 2003 At a campfire, on the lake, watching a friend bellydance while using a beach towel for a veil, gifts of beer brings night into dawn, while a storm brews in overhead.

24 oz. can from local gas station. Pours a near-clear color, almost as if it has a few drops of urine added for a slight yellow shade. Nose is really non-existent, not even something foul such as cooked vegetables is noted. Nothing. Really, there’s no nose. On the palate this comes across like a soda-water, but with smaller bubbles. Barely any malt flavor whatsoever - just... just water. Drinkable, but only in the sense that water is drinkable. But this is like drinking water with something wrong with it. Bleh.

A clear, pale yellow pour with a white head that dissipates quickly. The aroma is moslty just light grains. The thin body has a clean taste with just the slightest hint of bitterness on the tongue.

UPDATED: AUG 3, 2004 Story time. In college, a couple of freinds of mine lived right on the railroad tracks. The house sat about 25 yards from the tracks, and there was a decent grade of elevation between the tracks and the house. Once every 15 minutes or so, a train would happen by the house. Sometimes it was AmTrak, but more often then not, it would be a freighter hauling a few miles worth of coal cars. A train of this magnitude will shake a house like a woman with postpartum psychosis shakes a child. At any rate, on a clear night, you could look down the tracks and see the headlights of a train from miles away. Out by the tracks, we kept a few lawnchairs and a giant Rubbermaid(tm) trashcan full of empty beer bottles. When a train was spotted, we'd go sit in our chairs and wait for the train to travel the distance between us and the house, all the while prepping a few more bottles. Such was the routine, no matter the weather. Several memories return that include snow, ice, or freezing rain, and yet we'd wait there, 10 feet away and ten feet above the tracks, patiently waiting for the train to speed past. When the train did speed past, assuming it was not a passenger train, it was greeted with a barrage of flying beer bottles. The loud *pop* of beer bottles busting on the side of a train moving at 70 mph is a very distinct sound, one I will remember for years to come. First, there's the initial *pop*, then the sound of glass showering down on the gravel rail bed. We must have thrown a thousand bottles in this same spot, and the rail bed was as much glass as anything else. At any rate, one night, we found ourselves out of bottles, but James did have a full case of Natty in the fridge. Needless to say, we threw the whole case of full cans at trains that night, and it was at least as good as the bottles. Aside from throwing this beer at moving trains to witness the ensuing foamy explosion, I could not recommend this beer to anyone.

Thisstuff is freaking fizzy water with really weak alcohol... water, water, water(except it tastes worse).

Pours a light golden yellow. Aroma of corn, grains and some hops with a watery flavor muddled with some hops. Good carbonation.