GODFROMANAL (29) - Illinois, USA - JUN 18, 2013
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 18/20
INT. R. KELLYíS HOME NIGHT
R. is laying on his couch talking on the phone.
My nigga, this girl is it. Sparkleís fuckiní bitch is fly. "I belieeeeeve I can fly!" Know what Iím sayiní? Makes me wanna flap my wings íní shit. I seen her at Panera Bread íní nearly fuckiní died. Just one of those dimes. She cominí over in a hot minute. I been sippiní that fuckiní Cris chilliní in the fridge. í96 my nigga, my fuckiní year my nigga. Special occasion, yíknow? Yo I bet she seen that Space Jam as a fuckiní toddler íní shit. The bitch probably think Iím a god, got her lilí panties all fuckiní wet. Yo I bet she even the one who bought all eight million copies of my fuckiní R. shit. Yíknow I got that TP-2.com blastiní in anticipation. Twelve play my nigga. I think she ainít even much older than that. Fuckiní my style, my nigga. Shit Iím horny as a motherfucker dick all hard íní shit. Waitiní for that doorbell to ring, yíknow? Quiet before the storm, or however the fuck that shit goes. I got my camera all set up íní everythiní, yo. This shitís gonna be VCR-ready in a hot minute, know what Iím sayiní? The nigga Dookie got first dibs but Iíll give you a crack at it after my man has his way.
The doorbell rings.
You hear that, my nigga? Shitís
about to get golden. Iímma be on Instant Messenger later. Holla at a nigga. PEACE.
R. hangs up the phone, turns on his camcorder and opens the door to reveal ?, who is chewing gum and blowing bubbles.
Daaamn look who it is! Grrrl lemme
get a look at you. My god in heaven I nearly forgot how beautiful you are. You got Sparkleís sparkle, know what Iím sayiní? Great genes you got. I mean yr aunt is a beautiful woman. You gonna grow up to be a beautiful woman too, Iím telliní you. I seen Ďem come and go and you got that x-factor. Them real soulful eyes. Damn I could go on forever and ever. You want a tour of my crib though, huh? Nothiní too fancy, just where I get my thinkiní done, know what Iím sayiní? This here my Space Jam record. I bet you remember that real well. Sold a trillion copies, swear to god. Yr daddy take you to that when you was a baby? Whatís he like yr daddy? Bet heís real nice, like me. Bet he even looks like me too. Anyway Michael Jordanís real nice as well. Donít listen to anyone else on the matter ó my man M.J. got a real sweet heart. Bugs was pretty cool too. Ha! Just kiddiní grrrl. Heís all make-believe. But then again, whatís really real? Know what Iím sayiní? Ainít nothiní thatís known for sure. This right here, you Ďní me conversiní up a storm, could be one big dream is all. I know that a pretty big concept for you lilí one, but this what I mean by thinkiní. You gotta be thinkiní Ďbout life. Otherwise you just a fool. You hear that music blastiní? Thatís my new record, TP-2.com ó I tried to get some of those big concepts in them lyrics. Life Ďní all. They teach you Ďbout that white boy Socrates in school yet? Dude lived like a trillion years ago. Greek I think. Anyway this recordís like my own personal Socratic dialogue, know what Iím sayiní? I just know that in a trillion years from now, some futuristic homies gonna be debatiní me the same way. Anyway why donít you have a seat, lilí one.
? sits on the couch while R. remains standing.
Good grrrl. That couch real comfy. Had it imported from Italy. Real expensive, but I treat myself yíknow? Anyway I know you too young to drink Ďní all, but I wanted you to know I popped this real expensive bottle of Cristal. Cristal like the Cadillac of champagne, know what Iím sayiní? Donít get much nicer than this. But then again, donít get much nicer than you. Special bottle for a special occasion. Only problem is the way liquids make you gotta pee Ďní all. Particularly that alcohol. I gotta pee but my toilet broken. Itís a damn shame. My man Dookie was actiní a fool on it. Iíll spare you the details Ďcause it ainít appropriate for such a nice lilí lady to hear. But anyway like I was sayiní I gotta pee real bad, but ainít got no place to do it. Damn shame. Say lilí one, gimme that gum in yr mouth. That a real bad habit for a woman to have, and I want you to grow up to be the best you can be, know what Iím sayiní? Why donít you spit that out into my hand here.
? obliges and R. sticks the gum into his mouth.
Much better. Donít you feel more
Hey now, I think I found myself a toilet.
BLACKOUT AS SOUND OF PEEING IN A TOILET IS HEARD.
Ed5388 (629) - Forked River, New Jersey, USA - JUN 17, 2013
3.1 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
12oz bottle. Pours a hazy straw color with a thin white head. Light aromas of citrus, grapefruit, and pineapple. Taste is very light and watered down. Some citrus and wheat, but that's about it. Aroma is the best part of this beer.
jcnielsen (967) - Kansas City, Missouri, USA - JUN 15, 2013
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
On tap at randomgarbageís wedding in Iowa City. Pours a copper color with white head. Citrus, grassy, hoppy flavors. Pretty solid. I might have to drink about 8-10 of these tonight.
novels (385) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 12, 2013
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Solid pale ale. Probably the best thing Iíve had from New Glarus. Had from a keg at a party. Pours with a sticky off white head that has little to medium retention, but the brew has a nice lacing. Citrus and floral, hop and resin. Nice, easy to drink.
RSRIZZO (1821) - Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA - JUN 10, 2013
3.2 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle at Drink Beer.. Help People tasting party. Color is a bright gold with good carbonation and a nice thick head. Aroma is a fresh citrus hop scent. It has a lighter medium body with a crisp mouth feel. Flavor is big lemon, faint malt and mild bitterness. In the after taste the lemon turns to an orange taste. Overall its a nice drinkable little brew.
jmgreenuk (1375) - The Hague, NETHERLANDS - JUN 6, 2013
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle courtesy of Kermis. Poured a hazy medium amber with a frothy white broken head. The aroma is grassy hop malt and caramel leading to a weak bitter rich hoppy grassy flavour with a smooth palate and a slightly watery finish.
Zer0 (84) - NETHERLANDS - JUN 6, 2013
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle @ home. Pours golden with a white head. Refreshing, not too complex. Lots of citrus, some grapefruit and pine. Well balanced.
Nuffield (3362) - Roseville, Minnesota, USA - JUN 5, 2013
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
It was hard to imagine that this could get a 3.7 average rating, but it is a pretty solid APA in all respects. The palate holds up really well and although it is a pretty tame yellow in color, from aroma to flavor there is both balance and interest. The flavor has a very resonate citrus that goes into orange as well as the expected hop grapefruit. Nice beer. I drank this on June 5, 2013 in a Ratebeer chat...in honor of Walt. RIP Walt. You brought so much life to your years, even if there werenít enough years in your life. Bottle.
kermis (2605) - The Hague, NETHERLANDS - JUN 5, 2013
3.6 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Bottle shared. Pours clear golden with a small off white head. Aroma of grapefruit, citrus, tropical fruits. Flavour is light sweet and over moderate bitter. Medium bodied with soft carbonation.
deanso (3291) - the Hague, NETHERLANDS - JUN 5, 2013
3.6 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
33cl bottle courtesy of and shared with kermis.
Thin white head. Clear golden pour. Nice hoppiness.