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New Glarus Totally Naked Extra Pale Lager

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RATINGS: 434   WEIGHTED AVG: 2.88   IBU: 10   EST. CALORIES: 150   ABV: 5%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Pure and crisp, this is a beer with nothing to hide. Wisconsin two-row barley malt ensures a mellow and smooth body. We imported Noble Hop varieties from Germany and the Czech Republic to ensure a fine mature aroma with no coarse bitterness. Expect this beer to pour a delicate golden hue that sparkles in the summer sun. Extra Pale is brewed using all natural ingredients with no artificial additives of any kind.


2.6
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
vomit (207) - Michigan, USA - AUG 17, 2015
Totally Naked, hey? I imagine that was how Blatz rolled back in the 19th century after a hard dayís work making the greatest pleasure elixir known to man or beast. This stuff has nudity going for it sure, but itís not Blatz. Blatz has been known to cause nudity, fistfights, trenchmouth, anal leakage and any number of other situations. So get onboard the trolley cuz that beeeyotch is riding right into that last station known as MAYHEM.

3.6
   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 15/20
Aggiebob (337) - Huntsville, Alabama, USA - AUG 9, 2015
Draft. Straw gold with virtually no head. Grain aroma with some sweetness. There was a little floral hoppiness to it as well.

3.4
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 14/20
ttutony (789) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - JUL 17, 2015
Straw yellow with a white head. Faint malt aroma, cereal grain and bread. Light, crisp, very clean finish. Nice uncomplicated summertime beer.

3.2
   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
shadey (1996) - Nashville, Tennessee, USA - JUL 17, 2015
12oz bottle. Bright gold and minimal soapy head. Aroma is sweet corn and light grainy character. Flavors are light but not as crisp as I had hoped. Maybe I didnít chill it enough.

3.2
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
seymour (1684) - Maplewood, Missouri, USA - JUL 6, 2015
Shared from 12oz brown bottle at Jasonís house, thanks Mike C-Z! It poured a clear straw colour with white foam, lasting with a little lace. Pleasant albeit subtle aromas of husky grain and mild noble hops, very mild grainy flavour too, hint of black pepper. Light body, smooth mouthfeel, spritzy carbonation, refreshingly dry finish. Tasty and true-to-style pale lager, an undeniable upgrade over other Wisconsin macro adjunct lagers, but nothing special or memorable in its own rite.

2.7
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 10/20
GIJOE (971) - North Berwick, Maine, USA - JUN 18, 2015
Pour is straw yellow with a small, white head. Nose is grassy with a little funk. Taste is sweet. Highly carbonated but somewhat watery. Okay brew. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone

3
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
jkwood04 (4814) - Connecticut, USA - JUN 15, 2015
12oz bottle in a tulip. Pours light golden with a white head. Aroma of pale malts, floral hops, and some bread/toast. Flavor the same. Average to lighter texture. A decent beer for the style, but not overall.

3
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 12/20
MadRobin (2413) - Silver Spring, USA - JUN 14, 2015
Poured from 12 oz. bottle. Clear, pale yellow with a 4-finger white head and very good lacing. Aroma of sweet grainy malt and a touch of lemon. Taste of grain, bread, black pepper and a hint of lemony citrus. Light body and medium/low carbonization. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone

2.8
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 11/20
kseecs16 (1213) - Naperville, Illinois, USA - JUN 13, 2015
Bottle. Pours a pale straw color with a thick creamy white head formed by a lively effervescence. Aroma is mildly sweet malt. Light flavor and body with a lively carbonation. Just a clean light beer with a hint of bitterness on the end There is a picture of this beer next to Lawnmower Beer in the dictionary.

3.7
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
kkleu357 (599) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - MAY 28, 2015
On tap while eating pizza. Nice crisp lager with a good malt flavor. Golden body. Lots of flavor.


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