FROTHINGSLOSH (5136) - GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania, USA - JAN 10, 2015
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
A total steaming pile of crap like everything else in this line. +++ Sampled from a 12 oz brown bottle this "beer" poured a caramel amber color with a medium sized soapy off white head that lingered but left no lacing. The aroma was malty but off with hints of caramel and bread dough. The flavor was simply disgusting - offly malty, medicinal, raw dough. Long medicinal finish with ever growing medicinal disgustingness. Medium body. I can’t say enough bad things about this.
wlajwl (4125) - Quad Cities, Iowa, USA - OCT 30, 2014
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Aroma is faint Belgian yeast, beery and a hint of tartness. The flavor is Belgian yeast, medium/slightly cloying sweetness and a mild funk in the finish.
nick76 (4278) - Tampa, Florida, USA - AUG 6, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
The aroma is like a cider with nothing but an overall oddness. The appearance is golden with almost no head. The taste is like the aroma with a funky yeasty slightly malty finish. The palate is thin. Overall I would not drink this unless I had to as it’s better than nothing but not by much.
Nero55 (788) - Wisconsin, USA - MAY 23, 2014
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. Yellow with copper highlights and a thin white head. Aroma of cider, lager notes, and some sweetness. Light body, fruit (cider), sweetness, and some metallic notes with a dry finish. Nothing very Belgian about it.
Dr_Lucid (1) - New Hampshire, USA - MAY 22, 2014 does not count
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
The only thing these morons got right was the color. The rest of it makes you want to toss out what you have left in the trash and take a blunt stick and jam it in your eye.
But seriously, this is just a horrible tasting beer that makes you want to cry. Its kind of sour, as if you were at a Belgian brew fest and left a beer in the sun that sat for a few days until some poor soul took a whiff. And it only gets worse from here. I sense some honey which was a good idea to mask the otherwise feeling that they soaked off the glue from an envelope and let it ferment with sorghum.
I’m crying now because I had a buzz when I picked this up, its 10PM and the stores are closed and I know I’m going to drink these bad boys regardless. I may have to call in sick tomorrow.
Scrapersnbeer (1492) - Boston, Massachusetts, USA - MAY 2, 2014
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
A hint of Belgian yeasts to start, but clearly a sugary brew from the aroma. Clear orange color, very light suspension and moderate carbonation. Taste is sweet and sour and metal, phenolic with hints of diacetyl. Very fizzy and ultimately weightless. Feels like a regular Belgian that sat on the shelf too long. Very difficult to make this style with no malts.
schne361 (18) - - APR 28, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
The color of this beer was a light yellow with little to no head. It has a strong cider smell with a hint of sour. It has a taste of light fruity, but has a terrible metallic after taste.
crossovert (8178) - Illinois, USA - APR 15, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
355ml bottle. Yep, time for these assholes to give up, this is just awful sorghum wine.
EithCubes (5101) - New Jersey, USA - MAR 28, 2014
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle. Stale nose right off the bat, but sweet and adjuncty. Pours bright golden, strong carbonation with a very noisy and fizzy gush of a head that doesn’t live very long. Taste lightly bitter, light-med sweet, light-med tang, but some malt-like sunshine with honey overtones. Medium-full body, relatively smooth but with some crispness that aids refreshment. Peppery with ammy fruit. Strong, oily clove-like phenolic character a bit too strong and medicinal, and there’s disproportionate burn/warmth, but on the whole, pretty well achieves its aims (I’d be happy as a non-gluten drinker, which is really quite something!).
RedEft (155) - Wichita, Kansas, USA - FEB 24, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours a bright, fizzy gold with an ample, meringue-like head that leaves a ton of sticky lacing. Aroma is sour honey with some slight fruity notes - definitely cluing you in thsat this is going to be different. The first hit is SOUR, with a lingering sour aftertaste. Very fizzy and crisp mouthfeel. For those expecting a beer, this is almost like beer-flavored cider. But relax, it’s gluten-free, and that poses unfair expectations when judging this stuff. Not my favorite, but you can bet I’d get a taste for it if I couldn’t drink beer.