omhper (18326) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - APR 20, 2004
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUN 9, 2004 Canned. Near black, beige head. Very sweet and sugary. Soft and syrupy with sticky finish and a hint of wood. Other malzbiers are worse...
SudsMcDuff (5322) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - MAR 16, 2010
3.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
wow, what a great audience .. . sweet molasses and cola syrup .. . medium foam .. . big sweetness, refined, and enjoyable .. . donít say use him you big silly goose .. . like what a MALT beer should be! .. timmy timmy, iím living a lie!
Nekronos (3359) - Xalapa, MEXICO - JAN 22, 2006
4.2 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 16/20
I liked it too much, it was sweet and not tiring at all. THe head is brown and interesting in shape, like a stout.
Russo (1469) - Campinas, BRAZIL - MAY 29, 2007
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle. Dark beer with a beige head that gone quicly, flavor is pour caramel, sweety... Mouthfeel is like candy, no bitterness at all!
Cerveja escura de espuma bege, com sabor adocicado de caramelo, aroma fraco e doce, fica sabor doce na boa nem uma nota amarga!
ghawener (1428) - San Salvador, EL SALVADOR - JUN 7, 2008
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can: sweeeeeeeeeeeet like sugar water but worse. dark with heavy head, not drinkable.
Andrew196 (1091) - Katy, Texas, USA - APR 1, 2002
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Let me preface this rating by saying that I am still praying to the beer gods that this beer was a mistake. I honestly hope it was a joke or somebody left out an important ingredient. This beer is the worst attempt at beer I have ever seen. It is like schlitz, pabst, and rectal cancer all rolled into one disgusting bottle of hell. It tasted like rotten pepsi....not even rotten coke, but pepsi! It possessed no qualities of beer whatsoever. I did not get past the second sip. Here are a few things that I would enjoy 10 times more than finishing a bottle of Schincariol Malzbier: 1) Lock myself in an elevator with Carrot-Top 2) Give myself a liver transplant with a spoon...no, make it a spork....no, make it shards of glass I retrieve from my dome after breaking the bottle on my head as punishment for drinking its contents. 3) Watch every episode of Friends, and eating an entire patty of spam every time Ross made some sort of pussy remark. 4) Listen to Al Gore read the entire bible aloud. Anyways, I still am amazed that somebody actually bottled this stuff...I think I am going to have to rerate all of the beers I previously gave .5 just to let the world know how bad it really was.
Sevenlee (1054) - Central Coast, NSW, AUSTRALIA - FEB 10, 2011
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: APR 17, 2012 Near black with a very short lived beige head. Aroma is sweet molasses. Taste is extrememly sweet. No bitterness at all. Itís like drinking bad spoilt coca cola syrup. Awful
scanovajr (614) - Rio de Janeiro, BRAZIL - DEC 28, 2009
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pours dark brown with a beige head. Weak caramel aroma. Taste is watery, grany and caramel. Very sweet
arondee (501) - Phoenix, Arizona, USA - OCT 19, 2009
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pours a dark black color with a brown fluffy head, very little carbonation. Aroma is corn and malt. Taste is super sweet, like pure sugar, the aftertaste has a hint of corn, and roasted malt but this thing is very unbalanced. Iíve never had a beer like it, itís like drinking a cup of sugar with a a touch of beer. Very confusing and I canít have more than 1.
Beltramelli (471) - Campinas, BRAZIL - SEP 4, 2008
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Creme denso, mas pouco consistente. Doce, com evidente presenÁa de caramelo em grandes quantidades. Final curto, doce e desagradŠvel.