jb (2636) - Rochester, New York, USA - DEC 20, 2014
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
In the back of Bob’s fridge I spotted this gem. He says: "that’s at least 15 years old!" I feared the worst. But after scratching off the protective foil (it was not scratch and sniff) I was feeling much better about my selection. And actually this stuff was pretty tasty! Held up, yeah it had a few off tastes, but with the bottle + scratch off appearance is a 10. Well I can only give 5/5. Proud to be the 1st rater since 2011.
thirdeye11 (5860) - Dallas, Texas, USA - SEP 30, 2011
1.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
(12oz bottle from some unknown 1980’s vintage, thanks to the planet’s best Pale Lager distro guy, Fratto) opaque, no carbonation, looks bad already. Nose of a cedar shoe tree, alcohol, marshmallow, sake, and rice. WTF is this? Taste is bland, rice, watery, bit of mild sweetness, nothing truly offensive, just very weird. The scratch off bra to reveal a topless girl was simply icing on the cake.
jcwattsrugger (11670) - Florida and, New Jersey, USA - JUN 29, 2011
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
12oz bottle-thanks jtclockwork for trading-pours a white head and gold color. Aroma is apple, corn, fruit. Taste is apple vinegar, cereal.
bu11zeye (12367) - Frisco (Dallas), Texas, USA - MAY 11, 2011
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
(12oz bottle, from Fratto) Pours a clear yellow body with a small white head. Aroma of cardboard, grain, and minerals. Flavor of dirt, grain, plastic, and light chemical.
blutt59 (6286) - Dallas, Texas, USA - APR 22, 2011
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle, thanks to Fratto, clear with bra intact, malty cardboard with smoke and latex
Fratto (2845) - Arlington, Texas, USA - APR 16, 2011
3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 20/20
Bottle from jtclockwork, who gave it to drowland, who shipped it to Cavie to give to me. Thick, light pour with a little white head. Aroma is crazy. Sweet, grass. I don’t even know. Taste is syrupy, indoor Christmas light is July, dusty beer tins from the 80s, and used condoms. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Cavie (4043) - Fort Worth, Texas, USA - APR 14, 2011
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle from...are you ready? From jtclockwork who gave it to drowland who mailed it to cavie who gave it to Fratto who brought it to bu11zeyes for a tasting. Hell yeah. Bra intact. Pours slightly hazy light gold color. Ring of white head. Not much carbonation. Aroma is play-doh, stage dust, lip stick and single mothers working their way through college. Uh. Bad taste with latex, burnt barbecue crust, and other nastiness. This is awful! Very flat feeling too. But it’s got tits! (5 for appearance!!)
drowland (7112) - Georgia, USA - MAR 5, 2011
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
2/22/11. Bottle (a gem, seriously!) with thanks to jtclockwork! Weird hazy brown pour with basically no head (even when poured vigorously) that looks like a glass of apple cider. And what do you know, a huge burst of appley aroma hits me before I even lean in for a whiff, followed with corn, fusels, and burnt caramel upon further inspection. Sweet corny, burnt apple metal disgusting flavor. Bleeeeech, but glad to have tried it. Pissed that I couldn’t get the bra off, no matter what I tried (story of my life)! Hot blonde, too!
jtclockwork (11784) - , New Jersey, USA - FEB 1, 2011
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Looks better in the bottle. Once it pours into the glass it looks like dirty pond water. Nose of stale malt and corn. Taste of dirt, corn, stale malts and bong water. Not good.
brewblackhole (1588) - Muskego, Wisconsin, USA - MAY 24, 2007
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Light corn and malt aroma,couldn’t detect a single hop,surprisingly tolerable sweet malt taste,a touch of bitterness in finish. Better then a macro,a little to sweet to be a lawnmower brew