fonefan (38672) - VestJylland, DENMARK - JAN 14, 2015
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle 40fl.oz. clear glass @ RBESG 14 Grand Tasting at Moncada Brewery, Unit 1 Middle Row, Kensal Town, Greater London, England W10 5AT.
[ As Olde English 800 3.2 ].
Clear light to medium yellow color with a small, fizzy, fair lacing, fully diminishing, off-white head. Aroma is light malty, bread, grain, sweet malt - sweetish. Flavour is light to moderate sweet with a average to short duration, thin, malt notes. Body is light to medium, texture is watery, carbonation is soft. 
Jonathan3584 (323) - Washington, Washington DC, USA - FEB 25, 2005
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Fake yellow dye with a white, foamy head. Smells and tastes like shitty corn malt. Iím drinking it because one 40 oz. covers an entire rack of Beirut cups. Sheís cheap... what can I say?
LilKem (1213) - Marietta, Ohio, USA - SEP 11, 2005
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
blah. this is college summer break get drunk quick and do something stupid kind of beer. wahoo.
Moodster (5) - Florida, USA - MAR 20, 2010 does not count
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
This is a beer that costs about 2 bucks for 32 ounces. So, the rating I gave it is not that bad for what it costs. Itís cheaper than worse beers and itís the same price as natural (barf). I honestly drink pale ales and imperial IPAís, barley wine style, and stouts but Iím making it a point to rate this beer before I start rating any other one. Iím new to ratebeer.com and I feel good for making this underscored beer my first review. I was really impressed when I first tried it because I expected to not even be able to swallow it. Donít be mean to Olde English 800 :)
madmitch76 (17889) - , Essex, ENGLAND - AUG 18, 2014
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
9th August 2014
RBESG pt 18. Moncada. Grand Tasting. Clear pale gold beer, small white head. Light dry palate, fine carbonation. Tastes like tepid water that a bag of malt may have been dipped in. Dry finish. Utter bilge.
CaptainTitus (18) - Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 13, 2010
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
I actually got a shirt as a gift from my friend in high school that has this beer logo on the front of it. He bought it for me as a joke and its fitting because this beer is basically a joke. It tastes worse than any other inexpensive bum beer I can think of except for maybe Wild Stallion. Avoid it at all costs and if you do buy a beer like this I would say go for a Mickeyís instead. Unless of course you want to embrace your inner bum.
Ret12 (453) - Maryland, USA - AUG 5, 2011
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
This beer is good for playing edward 40 hands with and thats about it. Cheap college beer.
mstrcrwly (644) - New York, USA - APR 8, 2015
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
ahhh..remember the big 40 oz bottle sitting in the deli..split with a few friends..god awful.
oldrtybastrd (3222) - Fort Walton Beach, Florida, USA - OCT 30, 2008
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pours a fizzy crisp golden yellow. Aromas of corn, minor hopping, and not much else. Flavor is bland american lager with almost no hops.
arkotramathorn (41) - Eau Claire, USA - APR 26, 2012
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
I thought maybe I hit a skunk or maybe a bag of baby diapers on the way home. I realized the bottle was empty and I was drunk. I have positively drank worse beers than this.