skunkt4 (12) - Franklin, Texas, USA - NOV 28, 2007
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I have never tasted anything in my life that was as awful as this. 39 oz down the drain! I can’t believe anyone drinks this crap!
Martinus (4280) - Baarle-Nassau, NETHERLANDS - AUG 18, 2015
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pale yellow colour, white head. Malty aroma, straw. Sweet flavour, malty notes, adjunct. Watery. Finish adjuncts. Thanks ferris for sharing this jewel!
(from bottle @ RBESG ’14 London Grand Tasting, Moncada tasting room)
Aniela (4195) - Göteborg, SWEDEN - JUN 9, 2015
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
From my backlogg:
RBESG 2014 in London, grand tasting. Pale golden beer with almost no head. Strange papery aroma and flavour. Really a thin and watery beer...
mstrcrwly (782) - New York, USA - APR 8, 2015
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
ahhh..remember the big 40 oz bottle sitting in the deli..split with a few friends..god awful.
fonefan (40504) - VestJylland, DENMARK - JAN 14, 2015
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle 40fl.oz. clear glass @ RBESG 14 Grand Tasting at Moncada Brewery, Unit 1 Middle Row, Kensal Town, Greater London, England W10 5AT.
[ As Olde English 800 3.2 ].
Clear light to medium yellow color with a small, fizzy, fair lacing, fully diminishing, off-white head. Aroma is light malty, bread, grain, sweet malt - sweetish. Flavour is light to moderate sweet with a average to short duration, thin, malt notes. Body is light to medium, texture is watery, carbonation is soft. 
yespr (37013) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - DEC 30, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
40 fl oz bottle. Pours clear and golden yellow with a small white head. Toasted and grainy. Flat malty finish.
mR_fr0g (6501) - Hertfordshire, ENGLAND - NOV 3, 2014
1.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle shared at the RBESG 2014, grand tasting 09/08/2014. Vary pale yellow coloured pour, no head. Aroma is pretty nice, honey malts, berry, and some apple. Flavour is composed, is thin mineral, metalic, some thinly veiled caramel. Carbonic acid. Palate is thin watery and horrible. Pretty bad.
jackl (6101) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - OCT 10, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
40 from a 7-Eleven in Norman, OK. Gold pour with a tiny head. Very satisfying crack when I break the seal on this bad boy. Candy corn sweets on the nose. Fairly relaxed, suggesting that this is a conquerable beast. The flavor confirms this. Junk wonder bread with some honey and golden apple. Grain husk sweetness. Light, sessionable character. Plenty of fizz. Overall, just weird. It doesn’t taste horrible, but there’s no point to this malt liquor. Low boost rocket fuel.
jfb (4853) - Freising, GERMANY - SEP 24, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
(bottle) clear pale yellow colour with a frothy white head. aroma of pale malts, powdered sugar, some green apple and a hint of caramel. flavour is mostly cardboard and green apple, quite weak and thin, with a light touch of yeast. thin-bodied with average carbonation.
KoRoBeNiKi (133) - Fair Lawn, New Jersey, USA - SEP 23, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
oh come on, it isnt unpalatable like some other malt liquors/well chelada’s.
i mean there is worse..but not much. it’s water in beer form.
anders37 (20441) - Malmö, SWEDEN - SEP 7, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle @ RBESG Grand Tasting. Pours a clear very pale yellow color with a small white head. Has a fruity grainy aroma. Fruity grainy watery malty flavor. Has a fruity watery grainy finish.