Onslow (1352) - Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA - MAY 10, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pour from a 24 ounce can. Pale yellow brew with a fizzy head that settles to a frothy scum. Aroma of corn and grain. Taste is sweet corny malt with a slightly astringent bite. Overall not offensive. These malt liquors / imperial adjunct lagers used to be considered strong but most single IPA’s rival the 5.9% ABV found here.Bland brew that I enjoyed still.
Pyrmir (5201) - Uppsala, SWEDEN - APR 22, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Backlog from a trip to the USA a few years ago, bottled. Aroma and taste is sticky sweet, corn, alcohol and not much else. Not as terrible as described here thou but still a bad beer
Jabah (322) - Winter Park, Florida, USA - APR 15, 2015
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pour one for my Homies! The best thing about this beer, is that it will get you drunk. If you like Malt Liquor, or cheap beer, then this is right up the alley. Smells skunky, looks like pee, and oh yeah...did I mention that it gets you drunk? What could be better! But all kidding aside, it’s actually not THAT bad for the price, and I find it drinkable. Must be super-cold though....unless you like forced suffering and drinking semi-warm beer. Definitely need to be feeling the vibe though and/or know what you are getting into first.
djd07 (7944) - Houston, Texas, USA - APR 11, 2015
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can thanks to Musso. Pours a clear gold with small frothy white head. The aroma is corn malt. Similar flavor to nose, booze, metallic finish.
goozen (3680) - Leiden, NETHERLANDS - MAR 22, 2015
2.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle 1,18ltr: Clear golden colored brew with an gentle smoothly sweet bitter taste, some fruity hints. Now an "paper bag" and hit the streets, nice U.S. Malt Liquor.
willisread (1879) - Tokyo, JAPAN - MAR 8, 2015
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Not a bad malt liquor by any means. Reminds me of my younger summers skating the days away. Corn, sugar and rice all the way. Drink fast.
radio_nowhere (1324) - Maryland, USA - MAR 5, 2015
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
40oz "shatter proof" plastic bomber, twist cap into pint glass. Clear golden color with bright white head. Aroma notes of sweet corn, grain and kind of a dirty sweat aroma. Taste adds some corn flakes, light grass and metallic note. Light body, moderate carbonation, crisp with a light almost-cardboard finish. Only positive I’m coming up with is that it’s cheap ($3).
Cruzer (103) - St. Albert, Alberta, CANADA - MAR 1, 2015
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
This just happened. Definitely better than I expected, but still a low quality beer. Aroma and taste of sweet corn and malts, nothing really else comes up. 8% ABV actually is well hidden. Felt like I had a hangover after I finished this. Probably wouldn’t get again.
mambossa (249) - Cleveland, Ohio, USA - FEB 3, 2015
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Only good when you are already drunk/waiting on the next paycheck. Straw wheat aroma and watery corn flavor. Readily available at your local 24hr CVS. Nostalgic, but objectively an atrocious drink in today’s standards.
Brandon1989 (488) - Euless, Texas, USA - JAN 28, 2015
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pours a piss yellow with a huge white head that left a lot of lacing. The aroma was very skunky, dirty water, dirty grass, worst smelling beer I have ever had. The taste is corn, alcohol, dirty water, poorly put together.