petewhitley (352) - JAPAN - NOV 17, 2013
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
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Patrickctenchi (4110) - Cox’s Knob, columbus, Indiana, USA - NOV 3, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
16 oz. can:
Pours clear gold with a cottony white head.
Grain malt, corn, cardboard aroma.
Taste is corn....malty....sweet....
So sweet I can’t even taste all the metallic notes that I KNOW are in there.
Pretty bad stuff.
TheCametron (1882) - CZECH REPUBLIC - OCT 22, 2013
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle. I drank a ton of this back in New Orleans. This, Colt 45, St Ides. I wasn’t quite as much of a dick about beer back then but I was still capable of understanding that this wasn’t a great beer. It’s actually hilariously poor. Gets you pished and not much else. It was always a race to the end of the bottle being as how you had 40oz to get through and the weather was so hot. Drink it fast and save yourself from having to drink the warm, pissy dregs. Clear bottle. Dont pour it. The correct glassware is the bottle it comes in. Glad to taste it again. I just need to track down a reliable Malt liquor stockist in Prague so that I can score some St Ides.
Homer321 (2152) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - OCT 18, 2013
3.3 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Kinda corn in he nose. Minimal head. Tons of corn in the flavor a did stuff FFF fffcrtt fgf
---Rated via intercellular device
Eberndt (196) - - OCT 15, 2013
2.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
22oz bottle with chinese food. Pale color with plenty of foam. Pretty mild flavor overall with sweet corn after taste. Wife didn’t mind it.
rosenbergh (7423) - Tampere, FINLAND - SEP 28, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
24 oz can. From a Shell gas station in Lexington, KY.
Clear pale golden colour with a small to average sized white head.
Mild bitterness, malt and almond in a bad aroma.
Quite tasteless which is probably a good thing. Very bad.
TheHOFF43 (1759) - Robbinsdale, Minnesota, USA - AUG 30, 2013
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle. Pours yellow. Tons.of grain. Corn, grass, meh. not bad, not good. cheap boost.
Boliv (1149) - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 28, 2013
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
A 40 from the corner store. No reason to pour this, as it’s in a clear glass bottle. Aromas of corn and adjunct. Flavor is very much the same; corn, some booze, slight bitter grass. This is...not great. Although I think I prefer it to Budweiser. Four years...miss you buddy. 
MaxxDaddy (410) - Hoboken, New Jersey, USA - AUG 27, 2013
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
From the 40 ouncer. Glugs from the bottle a clear urine color with white head containing large bubbles. Nose is of Iowa cornfields, grain from the heartland, and a medley of garden vegetables. A true American dinner table experience, only nasally. Unfortunately, as the beverage warms, a slight stink arises from my glass reminiscent of my regular daily movements. The flavor brings more veggies, alcohol notes, and fecal matter. To think my last experience with this fine concoction was back in my college days playing a game inspired by a motion picture starring a young Johnny Depp. The sweetness here is off-putting. Palate is slightly thin and eatery. Finish brings more buttered corn and booze. This beer makes me sad for several reasons. Firstly, with a name including the number 800, one would think this beer would be of sufficient quality. How sorely mistaken I was. This leads to my second sadness; the quantity of wasted alcohol is an abomination. Think of all the sober college students that won’t be able to drink this product now that we’re wasting it like this. Lastly, the glass isn’t easily recyclable at my local grocery store. At least give me my five cents back, bro.
puzzl (3254) - New York, New York, USA - AUG 27, 2013
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
In the glass this sits
Aware, pondering, profound:
"I will make you drunk."