Boliv (1150) - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 28, 2013
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
A 40 from the corner store. No reason to pour this, as it’s in a clear glass bottle. Aromas of corn and adjunct. Flavor is very much the same; corn, some booze, slight bitter grass. This is...not great. Although I think I prefer it to Budweiser. Four years...miss you buddy. 
MaxxDaddy (410) - Hoboken, New Jersey, USA - AUG 27, 2013
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
From the 40 ouncer. Glugs from the bottle a clear urine color with white head containing large bubbles. Nose is of Iowa cornfields, grain from the heartland, and a medley of garden vegetables. A true American dinner table experience, only nasally. Unfortunately, as the beverage warms, a slight stink arises from my glass reminiscent of my regular daily movements. The flavor brings more veggies, alcohol notes, and fecal matter. To think my last experience with this fine concoction was back in my college days playing a game inspired by a motion picture starring a young Johnny Depp. The sweetness here is off-putting. Palate is slightly thin and eatery. Finish brings more buttered corn and booze. This beer makes me sad for several reasons. Firstly, with a name including the number 800, one would think this beer would be of sufficient quality. How sorely mistaken I was. This leads to my second sadness; the quantity of wasted alcohol is an abomination. Think of all the sober college students that won’t be able to drink this product now that we’re wasting it like this. Lastly, the glass isn’t easily recyclable at my local grocery store. At least give me my five cents back, bro.
puzzl (3254) - New York, New York, USA - AUG 27, 2013
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
In the glass this sits
Aware, pondering, profound:
"I will make you drunk."
1guywith_aboat (254) - phenix city, Alabama, USA - AUG 26, 2013
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 9/20
Stagnant corn mash nose. Yellow pour white thin soapy cap. Flavor is adjunct all the way thruogh with a splash of barley. High carbonation. I enjoy Mickey’s better. Nothing here is offensive per se. Just a little harsh. Chemical-ish.
DrewFace (912) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - AUG 16, 2013
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
32 oz clear glass bottle. Bottle pours a clear golden yellow. Aroma actually smells link a skunk when its first cracked and fades to corn. Taste is pretty bland, not really offensive but not good. Light body and high carbonation. At least it was cheap....OE!
maxwelldeux (3882) - Everett, Washington, USA - AUG 7, 2013
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Well, if you took the base to beer and fermented it in the anus of a skunk, then sweetened it with corn, you’d probably have something pretty close to this beer. So there you go.
nealblind (946) - Seattle, Alabama, USA - JUL 28, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Clear yellow with a raging white head. Aroma of grains and yeast. Taste is sweet as honey & yeasty as bread. Naked Booze flavor too. Some band aid flavor. Maybe this will improve if I splash a little unblended lambic into it...
Thisis12ptfont (887) - Los Angeles, CA, California, USA - JUL 7, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Aroma of barley and grains. See through copper color. Caramel biscuit malt with a slightly noticeable alcohol presence. Nothing else to it.
granpubah (1) - - JUL 4, 2013 does not count
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
this swill has one purpose and that is to get smash cheaply. this was my underage brew of choice
Scopey (7650) - Croydon, Greater London, ENGLAND - JUL 3, 2013
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: JUL 12, 2013 24oz can as part of the Thunderbird malt liquor tasting. It pours a seductable golden yellow with a thick white head. The nose is white musk, spice, rotten apple and hooker perfume. The taste is sweetcorn, corn syrup, garbage, sugar and rotten fruit with a nasty compost finish. Light body, maximum damage. Lives up to the hype.