Ungstrup (29992) - Citizen of the universe, DENMARK - JAN 15, 2009
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottled. A golden beer with a huge white head. The aroma is sweet malty - but lacks something due to being non-alcoholic. The flavor is sweet, but lacks malt, light notes of caramel and cardboard. The body is thin.
larsga (6621) - Oslo, NORWAY - MAY 17, 2008
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Biggish white shiny head of large unevenly sized bubbles does not last. Pale yellow body with vigorous carbonation. Light papery malty aroma with straw notes. Traces of caramel and hops. Dry-sweet grainy straw taste with a rubbery background. Very soft and mild. No real aftertaste, just fades out. Tastes a lot like beer, without offending anyone. Could be worse. (0.5l bottle from Billa, Salzburg.)
Quack-Duck (8383) - Down South, GERMANY - MAY 8, 2008
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
bottle. Clear yellow colour, medium-sized head. Malty nose. Malty and slightly sweet. A bit thin, but alright for a non-alcoholic beer. Hints of hops, dry finish.
estpiwo (1310) - ESTONIA - OCT 19, 2007
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
0,5L can. Malt aroma, yellow color. Sweet malt and grain flavor, but feel hops too. After taste is medium sweet. Good beer after strong lager.
gnoff (8203) - Mölndal, SWEDEN - SEP 19, 2007
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
(33 cl bottle at Vienna airport) Clear straw yellow color, big fluffy white head. Very sweet, unfermented wort and corn, scent. Stale malt and grain with corn taste. Thin mouthfeel, low bitterness. Sweet and stale aftertaste.
HermanW (1045) - Coevorden, NETHERLANDS - JUL 30, 2006
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
On our vacation in Austria,Taxenbach, I bought this in a supermarket.
It tasts not so very good but when you have to drive you better take a null komma Josef.
Gorbalev (3000) - Ontario, CANADA - SEP 5, 2005
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can shared with HogTownHarry, GregClow, jerc & blankboy -- courtesy of GregClow. Slightly skunk aroma. Yellow, small white head. Not good, but heaven compared to Mr. Jever (see previous rating). Kind of peppery, but seems really off. Bad stuff.
blankboy (6444) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - AUG 29, 2005
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can shared with HogTownHarry, GregClow, jerc & tupalev -- courtesy of GregClow. Pours a clear gold with a spare diminishing white head. The aroma was of freshly picked up dogshit smelt through a plastic bag. No joking, it smells exactly like it. The flavour was bland and practically tasteless but I could detect a touch of ass-grain (if there is such a thing). Not the worst non-alcoholic I’ve had (see Jever Fun) but it’s pretty close.
HogTownHarry (6199) - Toronto (Harbourfront), Ontario, CANADA - AUG 25, 2005
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can (500ml) - Shared with blankboy, GregClow, jerc and tupalev - courtesy of GregClow. Poured a thin, oily, light gold with a pretty good white head. Sour vegetal corn/grain aroma, fermenting corn mash, a bit of spiciness and icing sugar - quite literally smelled crappy. Taste was vegetal, stale creamed corn, resolved out to very sickly sweet, with some hops in evidence too. Disappeared quickly off my palate, which was a real selling point. Pretty horrific, taken all in all. Better than the Jever Fun, but gawd-awful in its own right.
jercraigs (8334) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - AUG 25, 2005
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
can. Yellow headless body. Sweet rancid corn aroma with some surely imaginary peppers. Sweet flavour is vaguely "peaches and cream" corn. Harsh lingering aftertaste. Thin palate.