Pabst NA

Basically, my idiot Uncle purchased some of this stuff by mistake and let me have it... it's nowhere near as tastey as water, but it is inoffensive. Kind of like listening to an REO Speedwagon song...

Light yellow straw color with a wisp thin white head. A couple speckles of lace. Peaches packed in synthetic grass aroma. Somewhat like Easter morning. Lightly acid malt flavors coupled with light corn. Very watery and fizzy indeed. This actually would not be so bad to drink cold on a really hot day when working and you don’t want a buzz.

Smells okay, tastes like you’re French-kissing and oil filter. They should use this half-assed distaster on Fear Factor. Yuck!!!

Can. Poured a light clear pale color with a large frothy white head that was mostly lasting with good lacing. Light no character aroma. Light body with a watery texture with soft carbonation. Light sweet flavor with a light sweet short finish. My expectations were met.

Pours very light with a thin head. Aroma is very complex, light fruit, slightly rotten vegetables, tuna, bologna. Flavor is sweet fruit, tart rotting vegatables, rubber. Truely nasty.

Poured from the can into a glass to be fair, I usually drink NA beers from the can. It’s a NA, so I do not expect it to stack up against regular beers, but on the other hand, this isn’t even one of my preferred NAs. Like most NAs it pours a very clear gold color, with small bubbles and a light, bubbly white head (almost looks like ginger ale when it settles). The aroma was mostly grainy and corny hops with some adjunct malt. It tasted slightly sour, but was mostly a bitter taste. The carbonation was very low, and the beer was thin, light, and oily in my mouth.

I remember being in high school and sneaking this from a friend’s older brother’s fridge in his basement bed room. And at 15 we still didn’t drink the whole can.

Watery, dull, poured with a huge head, but flavor wasn’t too bad, Not something I’d drink again though.