Iphonephan (3066) - McLean, Virginia, USA - JUL 26, 2014
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 12/20
From a 12 oz bottle. Pours a clear cola with a tan head. Nutty nose. Flavors of cocoa. Relatively thin bodied. Smooth finish.
pictoman (453) - British Columbia, CANADA - JUL 1, 2014
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Poured from 355mL bottle. Black with tan head. Aroma of light toasted malt, very mild coffee, and some lactic sweetness. Flavour pretty weak. Light body.
AgentAle (605) - Alberta, CANADA - MAY 22, 2014
3.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 16/20
Aroma is chocolate, mocha, roasty malts, caramel and toffee. Slight coffee notes aswell. Taste is roasty malts with some creaminess. Finoshes fairly flat with slightly watered down tastes. Body is a dark clear brown head that retains poorly.
HeistAlmighty (1111) - Saint John, New Brunswick, CANADA - AUG 14, 2013
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
Sample at the Picaroons Brewers Bash. Looks kind of like cola or root beer. Pretty much a standard craft brew porter. Roasty, coffee, chocolate, watery, oily.
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jdobbs (363) - New Brunswick, CANADA - JUL 25, 2013
3.5 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Pours a non-descript cola brown with no head, light carbonation. Nose is heavily goaty, cocoa, light spent coffee grains, light barnyard. Thin mouthfeel with a papery and cardboard flavor, more goat and spoiled milk
drobson78 (13) - Alberta, CANADA - JUL 10, 2013
3.8 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
solid. another great beer from paddock wood. tastes great and goes down easy. if you are looking for a nice dark beer that goes well with dinner, this one fits the bill.
bulldogops (1048) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - JUL 3, 2013
3.2 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle 341mL, last one from the Big Box taster pack. Clear, dark brown pour with a foamy, tan head. Aroma is dark roast malts, chocolate, and almonds. Taste is full-bodied, smooth, and loaded with toasted malt character. Lingering bitterness, mild chalkiness.
fonefan (34404) - VestJylland, DENMARK - DEC 22, 2012
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
[ Trade by GothGargoyle ]. ABV: 5.2%. Clear medium to dark brown colour with a small to average, frothy, fair lacing, mostly diminishing, off-white head. Aroma is moderate malty, roasted, caramel, smoke. Flavour is moderate sweet and bitter with a average duration, thin, watery, roasted. Body is medium, texture is oily, carbonation is soft. 
gramity (1307) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - NOV 29, 2012
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Black, large tan head, good lacing. Aroma is lightly roasty, very light chocolate, moderate sweetness. Flavour is of more chocolate then the aroma, roast picks up as well, moderate bitterness. Bitter mouthfeel, medium/light body, medium carbonation. Finishes bitter, roasty.
Reimer96 (1173) - Alberta, CANADA - NOV 23, 2012
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Pours a clear dark brown with a big creamy head that dissapears quickly and leaves a small brown ring with some lace. Aroma is roast malts, coffee and caramel. Taste is a sweet caramel, coffee and some chocolate. Finish is a bit watery and flat with the presence of some euro hops.