AceOfHearts (1374) - Mountain View, California, USA - APR 8, 2005
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle. Utterly clear yellow with what looks like some small floaties suspended in there. Big and quickly disappearing, sickly looking head. Absolutely offensive fart-biscuit aroma which is probably not helped by their green bottle. Flavor is of limes, chemicals, Popeye’s biscuits. Slight honey as well, but none of it really goes together at all. Not a good effort.
Braudog (5461) - Hampton, Virginia, USA - MAR 22, 2005
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
A dark yellow beer with a solid sudsy topping that didn’t fizzle away. There’s a subtle malt aroma, but the flavor is starker and heavily cerealy (is that a word?) with a malt-biscuit midswallow pop, and just a hint of a tart finish.
PorterPounder (5107) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JAN 19, 2005
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Grapevine Market - Austin, Tx - 12 oz bottle. Pours a medium to dark golden with a light, but soapy white head. Aroma has a saazy hoppy bite to it with some wort hanging around in the background. Flavor has some honey and nut sweetness. Some sweet biscuity notes show up as well with some underlying yeastiness. All in all, better than expected. Mouthfeel is moderately thin and slightly watery though. Fades a bit near the end and metallicizes.
Jine (896) - Nutley, New Jersey, USA - JAN 1, 2005
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Major vom here. blllll
Had this immediately after having another Hollish macro type beer. Just badness
dolemike1 (1288) - Jeannette, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 24, 2004
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
this beer was as skanky as a five dolla ho. thats all i need to say. damn 75 char mininmum
Saarlander (1680) - Saarlouis, GERMANY - NOV 1, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
A very, very plain, dutch beer, my bottle was picked up for 64 Cents at trader joes, I’m glad I got to try this, this is why I go to Joes 3x a week, But this beer was pretty bad,LOL. I got some great beers cheap today, so this is the one I used for filler!
mjg74 (2458) - La Mesa, California, USA - AUG 7, 2004
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Cheap Euro beer. Has a skunky taste to it. It is just another skunky cheap Dutch beer. Not too tough to drink though.
whaleman (2178) - North Wales, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 4, 2004
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Loose, cottony white head and straw body with moderate carbonation. Aroma of pilsner malt, touch of skunk scent, grass, and mild oxidation. Medium sweet, buttery malt and corn flavor and a spicy herbal finish with some mild bitterness. Mostly inoffensive, but strictly a palate cleanser. Paired passably with some very spicy green curry.
jtw (1074) - farmington, Michigan, USA - JUL 13, 2004
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: JUL 30, 2004 european crappy lager, out of a can. stinks like sour saaz hops, and there’s too much frothy white head on a super-pale body. kinda sucks, but i’m still gonna drink all of it.
BückDich (5464) - McCall, Idaho, USA - MAR 23, 2004
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pellucid yellow, watery clear. Fizzy head with lots of lacing. Skunky toasted pilsner malt sweetness with a borderline unbalanced hop bitterness. The flavor is like cereal; grainy and standard. Finishes like dandelion oil. Another international lager, eh.