jgentgesdo (667) - Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA - JUL 18, 2006
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pours clear with thin head that quickly vanishes. Nose is faint musty cornhusks and the slightest taint of skunk. Flavor is almost absent save for continued musty grains and mild astringency. Very thin mouthfeel and no bitterness or aftertaste. Not good.
kevinator (888) - The Colony, Texas, USA - JUL 5, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Blah. Slight pale malt and grainy aroma. Golden color with bubbles. Watery palate with high carbonation. Flavor was like a macro lager. Grassy malt and corn. I get it, it’s a pale lager but they don’t have to be this bland. Keep moving, nothing to see here.
Ernest (6200) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - NOV 6, 2003
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Draught, GABF 2003.
Body is light yellow.
lightly malty (grain, cereal),
with a note of DMS.
lightly sweet, lightly bitter.
lightly bitter, unclean.
Light body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation.
Striving for greatness this is not.
3fourths (7979) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - JUL 2, 2005
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Same appearance as the peach beer: straw light yellow, BMC-like, and getting pretty close to crystal clear. Has pretty much no aroma or flavor for the most part, until a finish full of grainy corn and fuel on the back of the throat. The rest is flavorless and fizzy.
chrisv10 (10955) - DENMARK - MAY 16, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Clear pale yellow with tiny white head. Aroma is malt, grainy and a little cardboard. Flavour is malt, grainy, thin, watery, hop and a little bitter.
Dickinsonbeer (5077) - Hoboken, New Jersey, USA - JAN 13, 2010
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
12 oz bottle- pours a very pale mostly clear yellow with a thin head. Aroma is grainy, grassy, DMS corn cabbage, soapy. Flavor is cracker malts, grass, plastic, dishwater, salt, and sharp mineral- with a tart infected finish.
WesKBob (563) - Bethany, Oklahoma, USA - SEP 27, 2010
1.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle. Pours a hazy gold color. Thin white head that disspates to nothing. Light aroma of malt and slight floral hops. Flavor is cereal grains, corn and soap. Light mouthfeel and slightly medicinal aftertaste. I like a lot of Choc’s products, but this was just vile.
jgb9348 (4709) - Arlington (Pentagon City), Virginia, USA - MAY 26, 2007
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very clear golden coloured body with a very thin white head. Aroma of soap, light malt, lemons and nothing else. Light-bodied; Short flavour of soap, malt, cardboard, water and nothingness. Aftertaste as clean as a glass of lemon-water with a residual soapiness. Overall, a pretty bad beer - even if it is in fact a ’light’ beer. Don’t worry about trying this one, even if you are from out of town and want to sample as many beers as possible. I sampled this twelve ounce bottle purchased from Joe’s Place in Oklahoma City (Norman), Oklahoma on 26-May-2007 on the Eastern Shore of Virginia.
lilannie (384) - Adamstown, Maryland, USA - JUL 2, 2005
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Aroma: absolutely no aroma, I’ve had water that had more smells than this
Appearance: very light yellow, incredibly small, white head
Flavor: like water with slight nutty, corny aftertaste
Palate: incredibly thin and watery, nutty, corny aftertaste with a tinge of bubblegum mixed in
Overall: just flavorless, reminds me of Miller Lite 3.2%
Immy (1955) - Virginia Beach, USA - FEB 12, 2007
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
12 oz bottle from Soonah. Hazy bright yellow with a white head. Lots of carbonation bubbles. Almost devoid of scent, the slightest sweet grain wafts up on occasion. To say the flavor is light would be fairly kind. Same with body. Considering the lack of body, nose and flavor I’m not sure this beer actually exists in this plane of reality. The only thing that confirms I drank something is a fizziness in the back of the throat after I swallow a sip. Wow. How to rate a beer that barely exists? Minor points for not actually tasting BAD, just devoid of flavor.