FatPhil (13312) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - JUL 19, 2016
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
330ml bottle (Bioland, Tallinn)
Misty pale straw, large rocky head. Grainy, worty, a bit of lemony citrus in the aroma. Watery palate, crisp carbonation. Weetabixy grainy taste. Gentle bit of bran, some very gentle bitterness. Finish has a hint of something more savoury. Not a horror, but not good.
Maakun (3422) - The Hague, NETHERLANDS - JUN 8, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. Very pale straw with fluffy white head that leaves some big bubbles. Corn, sweet malt syrup, wort, light lemon, light grass. Medium sweet with light tartness and a hint of bitter in the finish. Light to medium bodied. Not terrible, but doesn’t taste a lot like beer, it’s very much like organic sugar alternatives like grain syrups.
blackisle (1922) - IJburg, NETHERLANDS - FEB 26, 2015
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle 33cl. local organic shop. Hazy to cloudy pale golden, large frothy white to off-white head, recedes after a while, good lacing; aroma sweet malty, grain, straw, cardboard, rye bread; taste medium sweet, slightly bitter; light body, watery texture, flat carbonation, aftertaste as in taste; too sweet, messy beer.
gunnfryd (13980) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - JUL 11, 2014
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Golden colour with a white head. aroma is wort, malt, fruit. Flavour is wort, malt, fruit. Horrible beer.
fonefan (43244) - VestJylland, DENMARK - MAR 31, 2014
1.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle 330ml. @ [ Fastelavn Smagning - Carnival Tasting, Ulfborg ].
[ As Pinkus Alkoholfrei ].
Clear medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, off-white to white head. Aroma is moderate malty, straw, cereal, mesk, grass, sweet malt. Flavour is moderate sweet with a average to long duration, cereal, straw, mesk, sweet malt. Body is medium, texture is watery - oily, carbonation is soft. 
Grzesiek79 (3889) - Radom, POLAND - MAR 17, 2014
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Slabe i odpychajace piwo. Zawiodlem sie mocno. Piwo bezalkoholowe i zdecydowanie nie pijalne, sprawia nawet wrazenie ciezkiego. Zapycha zoladek i zamula. Stanowczo odradzam
Theydon_Bois (16461) - Tourist Town (West), Berkshire, ENGLAND - MAR 8, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle at Fastelavn Smagning 2014 @ J&C’s beer palace, Jutland Saturday Session 1 - 01/03/14.
Lightly hazed pale golden with a moderate off white covering.
Nose is papery, grain, musty, corn, sweaty tights.
Taste compripapses much the same, papyrus, must fest, vegetal pangs.
Light in body with moderate carbonation.
Meh and Cack - those Stowfords Press boys showed them how to do it!
yespr (39970) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - MAR 1, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
33 cL bottle. Pours clear and golden yellow with a small white head. Aroma is flat grainy and cardboardish. Flat malty and cornish finish. Wet cardboard.
yngwie (16423) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - MAR 1, 2014
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle. A clear, golden beer with some white head. The aroma has lots of wort, and a little fruityness. Rather horrible. That goes for the flavor too, just fruityness and spent grains. A faint bitterness too. Thin to medium body. Luckily, not so lasting finish. A really horrible one, probably not even deserving my 1.1 rating. 140301
Meilby (10865) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - MAR 1, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle 330ml @ fonefan
Pours hazy golden with a off-white head. Aroma has notes of malt and wort. Taste is medium to heavy sweet and light bitter. Body is light, texture is thin, carbonation is soft.