PorterPounder (7049) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JAN 12, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Tallahassee, Fl - ABC Fine Wine & Spirits - 12 oz bottle. Medium gold sparkling pour - no head retention whatsoever. Aroma is sulfuric in nature, hints of a pencil eraser after erasing a large amount of pencil lead. Flavor is similar to tonic water that is past its prime, some metal shavings, a bit of paper bag. Uneventful mouthfeel. More than the blonde is dropping dead from this one!
MohaBeer (184) - Lima, PERU - MAY 29, 2016
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Amarillo yema con transparencia, espuma muy baja sin adherencia. Diacetilo, malta maltoso bajo, lúpulo cítrico-herbal moderado bajo, skunky, DMS. En boca skunky, malta maltoso bajo, lúpulo cítrico-herbal moderado bajo, lúpulo de amargor nulo, diacetilo, umami, notas cítricas de limón. Final maltoso fresco, cuerpo bajo, baja carbonatación.
ads135 (4011) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - JAN 23, 2016
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
A pretty horrid beer. Very low alcohol with a stale grainy taste. Pours clear golden with a mild bready finish.
ozzy70 (548) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - AUG 14, 2015
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
12 oz. bottle. Pours clear. Aroma of grains. Tastes of hops, a little sweetness, watered down.
mjmoen (279) - - MAY 5, 2015
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pours a crystal clear light yellow color with white head. Usually I rate light beers a lot higher than the weighted average, but in this case I think 2.26 is accurate. What little flavor there is isn’t very good.
LanceJay (1) - Wisconsin, USA - FEB 9, 2015 does not count
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
A real girly beer! Put a hot blonde on the label and the girlz will buy it.... Girlz like lookin’ at girlz. Right? Why does Vogue, Glamour, and Cosmopolitin sell, because girlz like lookin’ at girlz.. A so, so beer but my wife loves it. J
askewbrew (25) - Edmond, Oklahoma, USA - AUG 17, 2014
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Pours out to a thin white head and light gold-yellow color. No lacing. Aroma is light malts and floral/spicy hops. Flavor does more of the same with a crisp, dry grainy finish. Mouthfeel is light for style. Overall a pretty decent brew.
gregwilsonstl (1893) - St. Louis, Missouri, USA - JUN 28, 2014
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 11/20
Smells green bottle beer. Really Light. Corn. Pretty standard lager. Thanks erin.
vomit (238) - Michigan, USA - JUN 14, 2014
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Over the years I have "known" a number of blondes I wanted to have "drop dead" none the least of these a certain ex- of mine.....but I digress. This beer may be easy like most blondes but won’t satisfy you like a slutty Blatz will. Think about it.
HuskerTan (1507) - Kearney, Nebraska, USA - FEB 6, 2014
2.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
A- Grains, cereal, malts, water.
A- Golden color, clear liquid, minimal head.
T- Grains, corn, water, cereal.
P- Light body, average texture, high carbonation, abrupt finish.
O- Tastes like just about every macro beer out there. If I was doing a blind taste test I’d say this was a Corona. Very little difference at all. Just pretty bland. Although it’s still not horrible. Might be better with a lime in it.
Stevesie (336) - - DEC 26, 2013
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
From bottle. Light color, underwhelming nose. Passable perhaps in extreme heat or when Bud is the only alternative. Light, watery, forgettable.