Aurelius (4651) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 28, 2013
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Edgy, tinny malt aroma, with an oaky sweetness. Clear, bright orange-gold beer with a moderate almost white head. An old joke label, but true enough -- the girls all get prettier at closing time. Raw, tinny, green, astringent, overly sweet. Green cereal, green pecan astringency in the finish... long bitter aftertaste. Warming, boozy. Crude, suitable for minor cuts and abrasions. This was to beer as cheap port is to red wine. Market Square Liquors, Mahan.
wlajwl (4610) - Quad Cities, Iowa, USA - MAR 17, 2013
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Aroma is malts and perfumed sweetness, almost like cotton candy/taffy/candy sugar. The flavor is overwhelming/very cloying sweetness and a really warming alcoholic finish.
DrinkEmUpJones (1069) - Georgia, USA - FEB 1, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Clear orange/yellow. Thin white lacing. Smells like pine trees and cheap candy. Tastes like cheap candy. Tastes like they poured cheap candy into the mash for the yeast to eat...weird cheap vanilla candy. Like, an experiment with somebody’s kid’s leftover halloween candy. NOT good.
fiulijn (16426) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - JAN 25, 2013
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle from Community Food Co-op - N Forest St, Bellingham, WA
Darker shade of blond, clear, with medium sized compact head. The aroma is light, there is some fusel and plastic. Strong body, with round mouthfeel, but also a bit oily; there is a light fruity touch but also some chemicals; it’s fairly sweet, and the alcohol gives a quite boozy feeling.
Big Heller Bock. Weird, excessive, but not as terrible as expected; no need to try this again.
rbrazell (1698) - Florida, USA - JAN 17, 2013
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
I couldn’t even begin to guess where this came from, this dude Chuck gave it to me a told me to try it. Murky deep gold with a awful dissipating bubbly white head. Acetaldehyde, potpourri, floral aroma with boozy sweetened malts. Flavor is the same with a big syrupy bozze laden body that burn all the way down. WOOF.
mjg74 (2821) - Salem, Oregon, USA - JAN 16, 2013
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle from Palm Springs. Super sweet nose. Hazy amber with a lot of sediment. Mild carbonation. Super sweet. Candyish flavors. A bit of a musty flavor. Sweet dominated, but I do detect a bit of dark fruit. Alcohol is very well hidden. Not bad.
DrSilverworm (8538) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - NOV 19, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
16.9oz bottle, shared. This bottle says "L.92312" on the back. My label was upside-down vs the one pictured here, with the "AFTER" on top. Clear orange color. Minimal white head. Syrupy honey herbal medicinal flavor. Definitely a kick, significant bite. Big caramel malt. Cloyingly sweet. All this, with just teeny tiny sips. Bigger body. Kind of a sharp carbonation. Terrible astringent bitter aftertaste. Worse than medicine. Like straight fuel, just nauseating. Wow, it’s almost impressive how bad this manages to be. Drain pour
PapaSkeetSkeet (1000) - Providence, Rhode Island, USA - OCT 18, 2012
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Well, I can’t believe the incredibly harsh ratings this beer has garnered. The beer is gold, maybe deep gold, with a thin head that does fade, oh well ... Aroma is a delicious malt sweetness with floral notes and a touch of earth. Flavor is a balance of yummy malt/candy and a light, zesty hoppiness. Clean. Body is on the heavy, syrupy side, but the whole thing is delicious and tasty, especially with the weather cooling down as it is here. Much better than I was expecting, much better that what it could have been. My two companions, who are not beer snobs but are still prone to offer critical analysis of a beer, thought it was tasty as well.
robforbes (2087) - Bremerton, Washington, USA - SEP 10, 2012
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
pours a clear orangish with little to no head.
smell is of some caramel, some citrus, and a touch of malt.
taste is slightly thin, sourish, malt, caramel, and some grain. ends oily and a little tart.
bcb07 (19) - - AUG 31, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This is a horrible beer. Only good for chugging to get you drunk quick. Not recommended at all.
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