CanIHave4Beers (3199) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUL 7, 2014
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
808s n FartRates review #14, courtesy of course of Francis
Pours a bright orange color with a small head that goes away quickly.
The aroma is truly stomach turning, it’s basically caramel & cheap vodka. It’s the sort of aroma that warns you not to take a sip.
The flavor does have some defined maltiness, I guess... but it still just pretty much tastes like cheap booze and caramel mostly,,, and medicine.
It’s truly everything I hoped it would be...
It’s worth noting that after I had tried this beer, and decided that I thought it was almost unbearably awful... I still considered purchasing a bottle when I saw one for sale because of how awesome the label is.
anders37 (16460) - Malmö, SWEDEN - JUL 6, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle. Pours a clear golden color with a small white head. Has a fruity malty boozy caramel aroma. Sweetish malty grainy boozy flavor. Has a sweetish grainy boozy finish.
gendv138 (1046) - Falls Church, Virginia, USA - JUL 4, 2014
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle during RBSG 2014 thanks to Frank. Clear golden yellow with off-white head. Aromas of floral notes, corn, booze. Tastes of big booze. Light body with a dry finish. Pretty gross.
phaleslu (6295) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 30, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle shared by Frank at the RBSG presidential suite fart/bottle share. Thanks, Frank...I guess. Pours a clear yellow-orange color with no head. This is really boozy, like corn flakes soaked in everclear. Sugar, fake fruit juice, almost a high-fructose corn syrup thing going on. Abrasive, sweet, and boozy. Medium-bodied, with low carbonation. Ugh. Terrible. The human body is not designed to drink a bottle of this.
brokensail (10653) - Orange County, California, USA - JUN 29, 2014
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle @ Presidential Suite. Thanks, Frank. Sort of orange in color with a white head. Nose is extremely sugary and sweet. Tons of apple, grape juice, and corn syrup. A bit of cardboard and booze. Flavor is cloying and boozy. Tons of paper and cardboard astringency. Really heavy on the sugary apple and grape juices. Rough stuff.
RobertDale (3345) - Lansing, Kansas, USA - JUN 28, 2014
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle share at SRBG 2014. Pours golden orange with a small white head. Aroma of corn, alcohol, and metal. Taste is the same. Difficult to finish sample.
jcnielsen (2006) - Charlotte, North Carolina, USA - JUN 25, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle shared at RBSG. Pours a golden color with white head. Corn, cardboard aromas. Corn, alcohol, grain, burn flavors.
DrSilverworm (6045) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 20, 2014
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Taster from a bottle at RBSG hotel room. Musty BO and caramel malt aroma. Clear orange color. Minimal head. Medium body. Smooth, lighter carbonation. Light soft. Some burn. Moderate sweet taste, light burn, light bite. Not as bad as expected. Hides alcohol reasonably well, considering. Solid for what it is.
deyholla (6520) - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA - JUN 20, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle thanks for sharing! Pours a clear amber with a thin white head that dissipates quickly and completely. Aroma is full of a strong swey born note with a good amount of booze. Flavor has an intense sweet corn with a ton of booze.
SirADNielsen (8960) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - JUN 20, 2014
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle @ pussy palace. Pours a hazy golden orange appearance with a small white head. Cardboard, papery, fairly sweet, light citrusy aroma. Burning flavor. Orange candy syrup. Cardboard. Fuck you.