Rogue Dads Little Helper

Perfectly clear spotlight yellow. Soft, fading white cap of firm foam. A skimming of bubbles hangs around for most of its time in the glass. Some lacing is distributed along the edge closer to the liquid in rounded patches and sheets. Aroma is nearly non existent as it kinda stymies itself in a hovering pale sweetness of malt grain thats soft and bready and hard to get in the nose unless you wiff in big. Taste is all solid malty smoothness, but not a whole lot of flavor really. Dulled...dulled some more and semi, lightly tanged and cloying malty breadish tones with a heavy buttered corn accent topping off the middle into the finish. Finish is quick but soft and creamy with a malty body and clean Maibock-like cloying sweetness that coats the mouth well. The Harrington malts are quite evident with that certain bready, doughy centeredness of paled, dull tang and soaking. Feel is quite nice. Malt is king of this throne. Ruling with a steady hand of Harrington malt coating ever so smoothly with bready softness and sticky, cloying thickness thats not overbearing but definately pushing its borders with a clean slice of medium body and a fairly long rule of semi sweet, bready, tangaifingly broad scape of malty clean soothingness. I could drink this into oblivion, but would easily get bored of its paled, uninteresting flavor. The body of the beer is great, but beyong that its not much; yet it could be everything to the right person. Leave it to Rogue to make a Malt Liquor that almost makes you wish there were more like it. Dad’s Little Helper could be just that, depending on the Dad of course...

This is a Rogue that didn’t seem like a Rogue. All the normal characteristics of a traditional Rogue ale are gone. What’s left is this sticky, sweet, yellow, fizzy, barely hoppy drink. Terrible? No. Good? Perhaps not. Drink it again? Wouldn’t go out of my way, but I feel that way about most Rogue beers: you’ve had one you’ve had them all. As malt liquors go this is probably the better of the lot. As for a craft "malt beer" beer I’d say this has a long way to go to meet respectability. I guess if I had my choice of malt liquors that are readily available it would be this.

Poured a golden yellow with copper hues with almost no white head from the bomber. Smelled like candy, which I found suspicious. Thick mouth feel, sweet but not very complex. The sugar hides the alcohol, which warms the cheeks later. You can taste the corn in the mix. This ain’t no Colt .45, but it sure is malt liquor.

Bottle. Corn aroma with a somewhat sour note on the nose. Murky yellow colored body with white head. Flavor just common swill corn and some sourness without a heavy bitter bite. Plazza Liquer had this new when I was in Tucson the other day so had to try it.

Pours a clear deep gold with a foamy whte head and a bit of lace. Aroma is corny and adjuncty with mild malts and some floral grassy hops. Light flavor but has a wierd sugary sticky sweetness- corn sugar-like with some DMS in there. Alcohol isnt too noticable. Ok for a malt liquor.

Amber with a white frothy head. Malty nose. Mildy fruity hops. Almost a little spicy. Flavors are a little hot and mostly malty. Bitter hops are apparent. The beer has a strange spicy quality to it. Overall it’s a sweet beer that finishes off with a hot tail.

Bottle. Clear amber with an average frothy white head that was mostly lasting with good lacing. Moderate sweet malty and hoppy aroma. Light to medium body with soft carbonation. Medium sweet flavor with a medium sweet finish of short duration with a small alcohol bite.

Pour is a clear gold with no head at all. Aroma is corn syrup sweet with some alcohol in there. Flavor is heavy and cloying with some corn and a super sweetness that does not go away. Its malt liquor in a prettier bottle. My Dad would not like this.