DraftDodger (935) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - MAR 20, 2016
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Los Cristianos, Tenerife 20/3 2016. 33 cl can from shady Asian minimarket. A very small post horn on the can with the usual declarations that this is a "Royal Dutch Premium Lager Beer". Pours clear pale yellow with white head that almost disappears completely. Aroma of sweet malts and chemical hand soap. Soft carbonation and extermely watery palate. Flavor is sweet and malty - and not much else. Very light bitterness in aftertaste. I have a hard time imagining the Dutch Royalty enjoying a can of this diluted excuse of a beer. But you never know.
kermis (9890) - The Hague, NETHERLANDS - MAR 18, 2016
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Can shared at THT, thanks! Clear golden with a small white head. Aroma of sweet malt, chemical and metallic notes. Flavour is over moderate sweet and light moderate bitter. Light bodied with light carbonation.
gam (3909) - brisbane, AUSTRALIA - FEB 15, 2016
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
large head clear gold pour aromas biscuit bread grains citrus the flavours bread corn very German like tastes strong grain malts not much bitter not crisp but good grain there best notes at the finish grain malt mix sweetness okay beer
HopfenWeisse (1445) - - FEB 4, 2016
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
UPDATED: FEB 5, 2016 From can. 4,5%. Cheap basic bulk lager. Drinkable, could use more malt, hops.
Morboso (145) - AUSTRALIA - SEP 20, 2015
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Not good, pretty flavouress mineral water with a little aniseed. just not good
Gerbeer (2981) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - SEP 2, 2015
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
330 ml can. Pours one inch of clear gold and six inches of foam. Aromas of sudsy cereal. Flavors of vacant watery malts. I see there is a "full flavor" version" - so what is this? A great job of hiding 5% but otherwise bland garbage. (Note to self - stop drinking beers from Greek grocery stores.)
Zita (6050) - Assentoft, DENMARK - AUG 26, 2015
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
light watery aroma,yellow,clear, white foam, light sweetness, lightly bitter,flat watery finish.
fonefan (43243) - VestJylland, DENMARK - AUG 18, 2015
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
[ As Royal Dutch Post Horn ].
Clear medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, white to off-white head. Aroma is light moderate malty, pale malt, old malt, klunke mÃ¸bler - antique furniture, earthy, vintage malt. Flavor is moderate sweet with a average duration, sweet malt - honey swwet, antique furniture earthy. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. 
thirstyrabbit (1692) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - JUL 20, 2015
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Light golden body, small head. Very weak aroma with something corny/sweet but nothing lagery. Well, as long as it doesn’t smell/taste foul I will still hand out some points. Sweet corny taste with minimal bitterness. Something sweet and mildly estery in there too, even a bit fruity. But it’s only very faint. More sweet corn in the finish. I can’t believe someone is paying for a "license" to synthesize this swill. On second thoughts, perhaps it’s a genius recipe that allows to spend the least amount of ingredients per batch to make something that could legally still be sold as a "beer".
sharkydodson (1033) - St. Petersburg, RUSSIA - JUL 6, 2015
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
the aroma is malty with shades of honey, buckwheat, grain and herbs... the taste is malty and fruity with some notes of grain, honey and hey... hopping is very light... dry, bitter aftertaste...