Marduk (2980) - Tallinn, - FEB 1, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
330ml bottle. Somebody dropped his peppermint chewing gum in my liquor. Help I need somebody! Help!?? Anyone??? Help?
Alengrin (2436) - BELGIUM - DEC 21, 2014
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
One of those cheap lagers in trendy longneck bottles enhanced with liquor flavours - the style I detest the most of all beer types. Thin, snow white, loose head quickly dissipating, over a beer coloured in a way I have not yet seen before (even compared to other green beers - a very rare phenomenon to begin with): a yellowish light green, like lime juice or pond water teeming with green algae, cristal clear with very low fizz. The aroma does bear some resemblance with a mojito: tons of white sugar, mint and lime juice, but very artificial, like industrial lemonade; some vague graininess remains detectable but otherwise there is nothing in the aroma even remotely reminiscent of beer. The taste is awfully sugary, like a soda pop, cloying to mouth cavity and teeth. In all this uncompromizing sweetness, a lemony acidity gives some relief, but it does not seem natural, this is pure ascorbic acid like in a Coca Cola Company product. Some weak malt sweetness lurks in the background but is overpowered by the sugary sweetness, the ascorbic acidity and a faint added mint flavour. Mouthfeel is otherwise thin, with medium carbonation. Finish has no hops or other bitterness, only the sticky sugariness, the drying ascorbic sourness and a retronasal spiciness not unlike cough syrup or mint julep, with a strong medicinal effect. I liked the colour of this brew - and that’s about it. This is a derivative of bland pale lager, very far away from Krombacher’s actual Pilsener; consider this an alcopop based on beer, but without the beer flavour... Weird and one of the most ’unbeery’ beers I had so far. I can imagine, however, that people who like mojito are capable of enjoying this to a certain extent. There are no technical flaws in this, it is exactly what it pretends to be, but the question arises whether this still deserves a place on a beer rating site... Well, it’s good for another tick, I suppose.
rosenbergh (7367) - Tampere, FINLAND - DEC 14, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
330 ml bottle. BB 02/10/15. From an Indian supermarket by La Rambla, Barcelona, Catalonia.
Unnatural light green colour with a tiny white head.
Mint, spices and toothpaste in the aroma.
This is really bad... toothpaste, some chemical notes and more badness... Very bad. Yuck!
Boxereddy (146) - BELGIUM - DEC 12, 2014
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Groenige drank met een zeer kleine schuimkraag.
Kunstmatig zoet in de neus.
Zoete smaak met zure citroentoets, geen biersmaak te bespeuren.
16erBlech (83) - Vienna, AUSTRIA - NOV 16, 2014
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: DEC 5, 2014 0,33l bottle. I bought this because I was curious how it tastes. Well, like a sweet mojito lemonade, but for sure not like a beer. ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
Borresteijn (4919) - Amsterdam, NETHERLANDS - OCT 15, 2014
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
33cl Bottle from AH. Only 42% beer in this concoction. Pale green colour, fizzy sodapop head. Aroma of sweet lime, sodapop, LOADS of sugar. Flavour is extremely sweet, sugary, lime, more sugar, marzipan, sweet finish, fizzy. Light-bodied, fizzy stuff. This should not have a place on RateBeer.
PeatyPete (398) - NETHERLANDS - AUG 2, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Drunk from the bottle. Yellow color. Aroma of candied lemon peel. Flavor is sweet and tastes more like lemonade than beer.
AntonFred (10) - GREECE - JUN 7, 2014
2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
You can have one while on a beach or something
Discore (68) - - MAY 30, 2014
1.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Smells like mojito and looks like something really tasty, but besides that there’s nothing else good I can say about it. Taste is sweet and weirdly enough it has a beer texture, but then the aftertaste of puke kicks in and it is there to stay for a while. Once the taste of puke is out, the acid comes rolling in. Avoi this one.
Beerhunter111 (8273) - Hasborn, GERMANY - MAY 9, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Ins Glas ergießt sich ein grünliches Getränk mit geringer Schaumkrone. Geruch sehr süß, künstlich. Geschmack ebenfalls süß, säuerlich nach Zitrone, kein Biergeschmack.
Jeroenhensen (218) - Dongen, NETHERLANDS - APR 24, 2014
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Gedronken vanuit de fles. Je moet mojito proeven, maar dan moet je.goed zoeken. Veel te zoet!!