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RATINGS: 111   WEIGHTED AVG: 2.05   EST. CALORIES: 255   ABV: 8.5%
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Very Smooth Lager


2.1
   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 8/20
Cybercat (3339) - Georgia, USA - MAY 29, 2011
Aroma is actually better than I expected - nothing to write home about, as the old cliche goes, but rather nice. It is strong, fruity - mainly apple - and malty, better than what I expected from a beer of this type. It pours a rather uninspiring clear wan yellow with a rather typical white head. Flavor is not too shabby, though - stronger and fuller than I expected, malty and fruity with a bit of a nip. Itís actually a little enjoyable! Texture is smooth and just a bit fizzy, no big shakes, but better than most industrial swill I have had. OK if there isnít much else to drink.

2.1
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 10/20
uvajed (171) - Ravenna, Ohio, USA - MAR 30, 2011
Unoffensive aroma, very light, maybe a little grass and wheat was all I could pick up, Not suref what it looks like - itís malt liquor, so you better drink it straigh out of the big-ass can! But I bet it is a clear, medium yellow, pouring with a small, thin head, and leaves little lacing. I wouldnít say it tastes "good," but not really bad, either. Not overly sweet or especially corny, like so many malt liquors, and the alcohol does not dominate. Surprisingly drinkable for a cheap, 8.5% malt liquor. Much better than say, Earthquake, the Camo line, Steel Reserve, etc., and much less work than OE 800, which seems like a whole meal in a bottle. On par with mickeyís, in my opinion, though sweeter and higher in alcohol content, and perhaps even lighter. If you are low on cash (but not actually a bum), want to get fuxored up, and canít stand Earthquake, Four Loco, or anything else ridiculously sweet, 2 or 3 of these are just what you are looking for. Heck, it shows its Strohís/Pabst/Miller lineage in that it almost tastes like a decent old man beer. If this suddenly became the only beer available on Earth, Iíd cry, but I could get used to it. Bottom line: it is what it is, junk, but pretty good junk that Iíll probably try again some day.

3.5
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 14/20
rampmaster (642) - Alden, New York, USA - MAR 11, 2011
Presentation: It was poured from a 24oz can into a big mug. The can has the abv (8.5%) and a freshness date of "JUL1111" printed on the bottom. Appearance: The body had a light yellow color with very good clarity. This was a lighter than I was expecting but not out of place. On top the tall three finger head of bright white foam settles down to thin cap which actually hangs on well. Lacing is minimal and very slick. Smell: It is fairly light with pale cereal grain, grassy hay like hops and minimal sweet corn/vegetable notes. Taste/Palate: The flavor matches the aroma exactly with a fairly dry finish and offers it up in a light-medium body with smooth but lively carbonation. Notes: Itís surprisingly light and drinkable.

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
crossovert (7441) - Illinois, USA - MAR 9, 2011
Not smooth at all, 1.50 for a 24 oz can of pure pain. This is your typical burning malt liquor.

2.1
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 9/20
bhensonb (11130) - Woodland, California, USA - OCT 19, 2010
Pours mediam gold with a frothy nearwhite head. Aromas of wheat, corn and a slight amount of fruit. Full bodied; creamy carbonation. Flavor is pretty clean, lightly sweet, and thereís a slight touch of light stone fruit in the finish. Not much heat. Just rated Earthquake HGL, and this is even better. :)

2
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 7/20
Aurelius (4197) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JUN 3, 2010
Sometimes, when you go to the ends of the earth to pick up a new rating, you come along treasures such as this. $3.49 per 4 pack of8.5% ABV tallboys. Aroma-wise, it actually smelled slightly Belgian. Good, rampant golden bull on the can. Latin inscription behind bull, adding class to the beverage and earning the appearance a solid 2. Lord knows Iím not going to pour this into a glass for fear of etching. Metallic, fuddled tasting - not too bitter. Medium body, musty aftertaste. Stands proudly with similar malt liquor offerings. Billís Ghetto-mart, South Magnolia.

1.9
   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 7/20
Reid (1905) - Salem, Oregon, USA - MAY 23, 2010
UPDATED: MAY 28, 2010 24 Oz can..I have no idea why i bought this! Appearance just the typical yellow lager..large bubbly white head. Aroma..raw bread dough, with a small amount of nail varnish remover.. Taste..is kinda sweet, like sour apples though toned down..like an Apple Jolly Rancher. Some grainy bitterness slightly tempers the sweet/sour near the end..and hangs around unleasantly..as an alcohol like burn in the throat. Palte thin and unconvincing. hey what can i say its a Bums beer.

1
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 4/20
Beerona97 (2397) - Washington, USA - MAY 9, 2010
Clear gold, thick frothy white head. Aroma of sulfur, corn, moldy cheese. Taste is bad, weak, watery. Bad as expected.

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
SSSteve (3774) - - MAY 4, 2010
can. yuck. apple juice and gas. damn. it. man. i chugged this thing in the parking lot of barbecue joint. canít even talk about it. apparently iím missing something here. this was the most fusely piece a crap i have ever drunk.

4.3
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 18/20
philbertk (1873) - Seattle, Washington, USA - APR 20, 2010
Stroh Brewery Company--Schlitz Brewing Company--Schlitz High Gravity V.S.L. Very Smooth Lager--2007 24 oz. Can. 8.50% ABV--20 IBUís.? (4.5 / 5.0) 4 @ $1.39 Each. Mild lacy head. Clear thin bright yellow color. Smooth mild sweet malt hop front. Clean thin fully fermented adjunct Pils smooth mild sweet Malt Liquor body. Dangerously clean crisp refreshing end. Sampled 12/17/2007.


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