bpar73 (284) - Bellaire, Michigan, USA - OCT 19, 2012
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
From memories of my ill-spent youth. Compared to a lot of the crap we drank back then, this at least did the job.
jcos (1350) - Maryland, USA - OCT 10, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Location/Date:Can on October 10th, 2012.
Appearance: Pours a medium dark yellow.
Aroma: Aroma is not as stale I would expect. Like a faint pale lager, faint bready malt.
Taste: Faint bready malt, not as stale as expected.
Summary: My first Malt Liquor tick...er, no exclamation point for that one. Not as bad I expected to be. I’m unsure if that’s a compliment.
Lemke10 (619) - Janesville, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 18, 2012
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pours a pale golden color with a bubbly head. Scent is that of cheap grassy grains. Drinks fine with a sweet, grainy taste but the after taste goes south leaving a chalky, dry finish. Thin in texture and drinks as fast as water. Not something I would buy again, but at least it was an average quality malt liquor that was better than others I have had.
regi (3) - Alabama, USA - JUN 1, 2012 does not count
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
hmmmmm...I think this beer should be called Schlitz Bull Piss. but even that would be being overly kind.
adnielsen (7555) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Light yellow appearance with a white head. Piss, litterbox, shitty pale malty, boozy aroma. Corny, pale malty, somewhat drinkable yet shitty flavor. Somewhat drinkable but still shitty.
GT2 (6980) - Riverside, California, USA - APR 28, 2012
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
RBSH2 Rate. 16oz can from a gas station in Tallahassee, FL. Pours clear golden with some uncannily poor head retention. The opposite of Olde English 800 with a giant white head. Essentially no head formation or retention. Nose is sweet pineapple and fruit juice, which I don’t find offensive whatsoever. Similar to other malt liquors. No off character I can find. Taste is a bit tangy, some sweetened red cherry juice, grenadine with a neutral finish ending with mild peroxide and hints of sour tartness. Not bad whatsoever. Ap1 N4 T3 P2-3. Really the palate here is not bad. No metals, very little soap. No real booziness or trashy tininess that I assume are omnipresent in malt liquor.
Because this rating has to be over 200 words, I will take this time to tell you a story of what happened after I picked up this beer from the gas station. I went to Proof in Tallahassee, FL and parked next door in the Ruby Tuesday lot, which was jammed packed at 11pm with tenants of bars in the area. This parking lot is towing enforced 24/7 but cars were parked in every space. So…. I parked here and upon coming out of the bar my car was towed. FUUUUUUUU. I called the towing company and they gave me directions to the lot which cost me a $20 cab ride. Upon finding this lot in a nondescript, unlit, chain-linked fence compound; I realized there was no one there. The person answering the phone for the towing company was not on site. Only one person was on duty, and he would be towing cars from that Ruby Tuesday lot until 5am. It was 1:30am right now. No way I waiting in this shithole scary place for that long having the cab drop me off and abandon me. The secret person on the towing company phone line said there was one guy who I could “sit” with so as to not feel unsafe. He emerged from a white trailer home; a man covered in soot and donning raggedy clothes- looking like a wilderness wild man. Holy shit. I rolled down the cab window and asked when the tow truck driver would be back so I could un-impound my car. He said, “Don’t know.” Well can you call him? “No.” So what the fuck do you do here? He scared the girls I was in the cab with and the female cab driver was so freaked out, she started back up the engine and peeled out in reverse and took us back to our house. I called the towing guy in a secret location again and said no way I’m staying in that abandoned lot with that super creeper guy. The secret man’s response was, “There’s nothing bad that can happen. There’s no one that lives in that area for 10 miles.” WHAT THE FUUUUUCCKKKKK. That is the EXACT plot of every murder/horror film.
And that’s how I first enjoyed my can of Schlitz Malt Liquor.
drowland (5680) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - APR 6, 2012
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Only thirty-two ounces
Skunk pooping corn flakes
Camons (4491) - Hasselager, DENMARK - FEB 20, 2012
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can @ Timbers, Denver. Pours golden with a nice sized white head. Aroma of malt, sugar, corn, light citrus. Taste is malt, sugar, corn. Medium body, soft carbonation. Actually not that bad. 200212
KapitiCritique (324) - Xincheng, Henan Province, CHINA - JAN 12, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Big yeast taste which fades before you are halfway through the can. I used to drink a lot of malt liquor a long time ago It will get frat boys and high school girls drunk and that is the only reason people buy it.
Metalchopz (2010) - Cantley, Quebec, CANADA - DEC 14, 2011
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Originally rated October 2005. There is a blue bull on my can, but it does not say Schlitz Blue Bull, just Schlitz Strong Beer. The ABV is also a slight different, being 6%. Pours a pale golden colour with a white foamy head that dissipates quickly enough. The lacing left is pretty damn good though. Lightly carbonated and mild corn nose and bread. The taste is very smooth and light. No detection of alcohol at all. Mildly on the bitter side, not the sweet side like most malt liquor. Pretty damn good, to get the job done... when you want something smooth.