1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Light gold colored with an aroam of cooked green beans. The taste is metallic with cooked carrots. Not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
this was like drinking flatulence. mike almost vomited. in other words... take a wild guess... lthough not as bad as camo silver
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Oh Myyyy Godddd, this is some strong, but nasty shit. Oh the horror! the horror! I will never drink this again.
(And the Beer Gods struck out in Anger towards Pete for drinking this stuff.)
Beer Lovers 3:14
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Zeroth percentile. Gosh, what promise. Opened in honor of malt liquor night in the chat room. "Honor" would be a stretch. Pasty clear yellow with a scuzzy, oily head. Smells like sweetend corn. Tastes like rancid corn. Strong and crappy. Nice combination of rancid cardboard and cheap metal mixed with rotting cream corn. Gosh, where do I get more?
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
used to buy this years ago b/c it’s cheap and alcoholic. perfect beer to get drunk. i don’t drink to get drunk anymore, but i understand why people buy it.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Alcoholy, corn, burning, vomiting, frequent bowel movements are all things associated with this product.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This damn website has driven me to buy the most heinous creations ever created under the wide "beer" moniker. This is awful ... from the sugary soapy aroma to the starchy nastiness of the flavor. Blech.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
God this shit is the worst. Deserves all 1s across the board. I about puked. Corn and alcohol. A nasty burn going down. Pour it out for dead homies that you didn’t like. Horrible.
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Ok. Red Bull is the stronger version of regular Schlitz Malt Liquor (with the blue bull). The Red Bull is very hard to find, for me at least, but this is the only way I can compare the two. If you played the original Legend of Zelda for the NES, there were two rings you could get, the blue ring and the red ring. The red ring was a lot harder to get than the blue. The blue ring protected you from damage yes, but the red ring made you damn near invincible. The same goes for Schlitz Red Bull. (of course you may only FEEL invincible)
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Ahh, the elusive Red Bull - this rare breed of bovine is extinct in North Florida - found this at a quickie mart in Naylor, Georgia of all places - big robust 24 oz can. Pours a dark yellow to light orange, with little to no head. Aroma, not as bad as expected, not the typical wet cardboard smell - has just a hint of fruit. Flavor, not much of one, but it is not throat clenching like some other cheap malt liquors. Alcohol is the dominating flavor, but the edges are smooted out on this one. No hops presence detected. Turns metallic in the finish. Color me surprised - I ws ready to rip this one apart - but it fares better than most cheap Eastern Euro strong lager.
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