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RATINGS: 376   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.24   IBU: 15   EST. CALORIES: 225   ABV: 7.5%
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Liquified laughter from fruit filled disaster.
Simply put: Fruit Rye Ale. A bountiful blend of toasted rye flakes and two row malted barley make wort fermented with 200 pounds of pureed strawberries, blueberries, raspberries and blackberries resulting in a sweet fruity delicacy. Intoxicatingly refreshing and brewed special for those ladies who enjoy their wine.

14-15 I.B.U.’s
20 deg. Plato
7.5-9 % A.B.V.

AlabastorJones' rating

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 12/20
AlabastorJones (810) - Seattle, Washington, USA - DEC 27, 2009
First of all, is this really 9%?!? Honestly tastes like 6% TOPS, I really don’t believe this could be 9, well, keep a six pack around for your date if nothing else! Clear ruby cranberry color with a very light white head, I can tell it’s not filtered despite the clarity of this sauce, aroma is pilsener malt and raspberry, flavor is light pilsener malt, edgy bitters and some extra bitter tannin kick too, mildly tart and slightly acidic, this stuff is really a lot better much warmer than your fridge temp. so that more of the interesting fruit flavors can come through, a little grassy

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 10/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 20/20
allienora603 (20) - - MAY 5, 2015
floral, orange, light sweetness, lively, light body, Soft Parade is fun and easy to drink, high ABV but it goes down very easy.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
HenrikSoegaard (11417) - Randers, DENMARK - APR 16, 2015
Bottle. Frothy White fair mostly deminishing head. Amber colour. Light malty and hoppy aroma. Berries very present. Light bitter flavor. Berries Again nicely present. Average light bitter finish. Oily palate.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 13/20
Couch0508 (98) - Flat rock, Michigan, USA - MAR 30, 2015
This is my first beer from Short’s. Not bad, it is pretty easy to drink and you definitely taste the berries.

   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 17/20
lumber_jack32 (10) - - MAR 21, 2015
Nice brew. Really fruity with a hop taste. Bitter bite but very light. Will drink again.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
boozedude (2181) - Des Moines, Iowa, USA - MAR 9, 2015
bottle into glass, hazy brownish pour with thin white head, sweet, fruit. very strange, but I like it a lot, can taste the beries

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
Stuu666 (6166) - Edinburgh, SCOTLAND - MAR 4, 2015
Bottle at home. Pours deep amber, nose is tart fruity berry, taste is very tart, too much carbonation though.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 11/20
wyzzywyz22 (2094) - Wirral, Merseyside, ENGLAND - FEB 27, 2015
Bottle, Cotteridge Wines, Birmingham. Hazy reddy-amber pour, with a small off-white head. Sweetish nose with berry fruit notes. Flavour was similar with some raspberry and blueberry alongside a little tartness and some pale malts. Fruit seems somehow artificial and a bit thin overall. I was expecting more here - disappointing.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 10/20
TheBear11D (361) - Michigan, USA - JAN 13, 2015
On draft Soft parade pours a slightly pinkish yellow with a very thin off white head that doesn’t last long. The aroma is sweet fruit, blueberry and strawberry and wheat. The flavor is wheat, strawberry and blueberry. Overall this beer is average.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 13/20
JStax (3663) - Devola/Marietta, Ohio, USA - JAN 5, 2015
Draft pour into a tulip glass. Pours a purple red with a pink head of foam. The arom has dark cherry and berry notes. Sweet and fruity taste. Medium body and soft carbonation. Not bad, really.

   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 12/20
dinkle50 (1119) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JAN 1, 2015
Clear reddish to pink colored pour with a thin head. Aroma of musty fruit, notably strawberries. Medium mouth. Taste is light overall. Strawberry and hints of medicine. Something really strange about this beer. Melon rind & a strange mustiness.

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