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RATINGS: 14   MEAN: 3.61/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.35   SEASONAL: Special   IBU: 19   EST. CALORIES: 180   ABV: 6%
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Pub Brew. Thirst Mutilator is a light straw-blonde lager with sharp doughy yeast esters that gather atop a perfectly retained head. Kilned barley produces perfect bready and flour-like qualities that blend pleasantly with the beerís mild hop bitterness. Aided by a wonderful effervescence, these delicate flavors fade into a crisp clean refreshing finish.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 16/20
bigtaster (583) - Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA - DEC 13, 2014
Pours a slightly hazy light peach color with an off-white head. Nose is light, mostly bread and cereal, some hints of citrus. Medium to light body, nice smooth mouthfeel, Medium carbonation, slightly sweet biscuit. Very nice, really does remind me of a Munich helles.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 17/20
lukedarock (183) - Howell, Michigan, USA - DEC 5, 2014
Lager like smell and look with lasting head, this tastes like a light beer with flavor that still has the abv that you desire, good stuff

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
paintedmaple (445) - Fenton, Michigan, USA - NOV 22, 2014
12 oz bottle...a slightly cloudy straw yellow color and pure white head. Taste is a blend of sourdough bread and lemons. Very refreshing and finishes with a spicy bite. Well done.

   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
Onslow (1210) - Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA - NOV 21, 2014
Pour from a 12oz bottle, part of a Shorts sampler. Hazy yellow brew with thick creamy (and fore ever lasting) head. Aroma is grain, bread, lemon, a little grass. Taste is a nice slightly sweet malt at the start with a modest lemon/grass finish. Lingering sweetness and a bit of ethanol at the end of the swallow. Very enjoyable.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
jtw (1111) - farmington, Michigan, USA - NOV 20, 2014
ahh, idiocracy - a fine movie. out of the 12 oz bottle, straw and sourdough notes dominate, a golden hazy liquid with light carbonation and little head. more dough and toast in the body and some nice floral hops to keep things in check. nicely balanced but leaning towards a little alcohol heat, lacking a crispness that many pilsners have - perhaps from just a touch too much sweetness? a pretty decent brew regardless.

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 11/20
fattybladdy (616) - Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA - NOV 16, 2014
Hazy golden orange color. Grains and some light lemon citrus in the aroma. Taste of grains, grassiness and lemon.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
DrSilverworm (6942) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - NOV 16, 2014
12oz bottle, huge thanks to umich03jm. Wow, instant points for the label. One of the most fantastic I have ever seen. It is literally a My Little Pony with chainsaw arms. The blurb on the label -- "Itís not just light, itís extremely electro-light!" Love that. Combined with the name of the beer, this whole thing is a clear reference to the cult classic film "Idiocracy", which is much appreciated. Date on the neck of the bottle is 10/13/14. Almost an entirely hazy golden orange color. White head nearly fills the head space of the shaker pint, slowly reduces to a good thin amount, that retains and leaves good splotches and dots of lace. Medium body. Smooth, kind of fluffy full texture. Crisp, light to moderate bright tingly carbonation. Lightly slick texture. Fantastic big citrusy aroma, get some strawberry, some nice saaz hop pepperiness, much appreciated. Super complex interesting aroma for a lager, tons of interesting fruit nuances in there, which lend to the refreshing aspect of it. Yeah, itís bigger ABV and bodied than expected for something advertised as "extremely light", but itís as refreshing as anyone could hope for, especially with that complex, bright flavor. Moderate to bigger sweet taste, light bitter, and a light tanginess. A bit more bitter than your typical helles, but it works and I dig it. Indeed, super-refreshing, especially towards the end. Bigger body, but tons of bright flavor to back it up. Wonderful take on a helles. And possibly the best label ever... Definitely keeping this bottle.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 15/20
rumproasts (3232) - Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA - NOV 15, 2014
bottle. golden with one finger head. very light pleasant body with some lemon. grassy flavor. better than the sum of its parts -- this is an excellent beer.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 14/20
tectactoe (2299) - Michigan, USA - NOV 11, 2014
Bottle: Fuzzy & cloudy golden, bright yellow body with lots of small bubble streams headed towards the silky off-white head perched on top; long lasting, slow to settle, leaving plenty of sheety lacing on the glass as it recedes. Bright aroma with slightly sweet pilsner malt, freshly baked bread, slightly spicy Noble hops, mild lemon-lime zest, lager yeast, & a very mild hint of DMS... Fresh & inviting. Very drinkable. Moderately sweet pilsner malts & mild grains with the lightest hint of cereal, splashes of lemon zest combatted by a slightly earthy, slightly herbal hop bite. Sweetbread, citrus, lemon-lime, a touch of chewy lager yeast, & a small bit of staunch, spicy hop that lingers in the after taste alongside the malt. Fresh, crisp mouth feel. Iím a sucker for a good Munich Helles... This was quite tasty, super drinkable.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
umich03jm (2169) - Flat Rock, Michigan, USA - NOV 8, 2014
Bottle. Cloudy amber pour with a small head that fades to a ring and leaves some decent lacing. Aroma is packed with grains, lemons, hay, grass, and bread dough. Tastes like fresh grains and bread mixed with lemon-y and hay-like hops. Like eating lemon bread, very cool. Some spicy hops in the finish as well. Medium body. High, sharp carbonation. Very enjoyable and unique pils.

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