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Brewed by SHS Drinks
Style: Pale Lager
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RATINGS: 37   MEAN: 1.67/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.83   EST. CALORIES: 165   ABV: 5.5%
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Cuvana partners a light, refreshing beer with sweet-tasting light rum and a hint of lime, taking its cues from Latin America and Cuban culture and heritage.


leaparsons' rating

1.4
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 4/20
leaparsons (8180) - Leicester, Leicestershire, - MAY 11, 2013
Bottle. Golden with a large white head. Aromas are lager shandy with lime. Grain with rum barrel. Flavours are sweet lemonade with grain and rum flavouring. Some sugar. Bitter on the finish. Fairly boozy. Not a favourite.


0.6
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
Alengrin (2124) - BELGIUM - OCT 17, 2014
Now called Dead Crow Rum Flavoured Beer, so the name above should be reclassified as an alias of the new name. One of those ’trendy’ but awful thin bland lagers ’pimped’ with liquor and sugar; yellowish white, regular but thin and very quickly dissolving head, colour orangey blonde (’old gold’), with quiet sparkling. Aroma very reminiscent of what in Flemish pub life is called ’baco’ (a cocktail of brown rhum with Coke), sticky sugary lemonade, a very, very faint graininess and something ’lightstruck’ (cat pee), strong and overpowering when opening the bottle but fortunately fading away quickly. Very sweet, cloying onset, very sugary and artificial, low carbonation, slick and thin mouthfeel, clear brown rum taste in the finish, but the sticky sweetness even dominates that; ’beer’, in the sense of malt and / or hops, is hardly noticeable at all and the rum extract has a slightly astringent effect. I believe this is even worse than Cubana ’59 or Desperados - and by establishing that, I cannot but conclude that this is effectively the worst ’beer’ I have ever had the displeasure to taste. Truly horrible and to avoid at all times, unless you’re looking for an alternative to ’baco’ and do not like beer.

0.7
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
Philym (1004) - St Neots, Cambridgeshire, ENGLAND - JUL 14, 2014
Appearance: Clear golden amber with finger thick white head. Aroma: Fairy washing up liquid, citrus, syrup. Taste: Medium sweetness, low bitter and sourness. Palate: Thin slight coarse texture, light body, average carbonation, sweet lingering citrus, syrupy finish. Comments: Ok. Rum? Will be amazed if any human senses can detect it!

0.9
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 2/20
Mr_Pink_152 (848) - Lincoln, Lincolnshire, ENGLAND - JUL 8, 2014
UPDATED: SEP 5, 2014 330ml bottle from B&M. Not much to say about this one. Aroma of lemonade. Taste has citrus, couldn’t taste beer or rum. Dull.

0.7
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
DeanF (1716) - Nunavut, CANADA - APR 23, 2014
There seems to be a strong correlation between sweetened hybrid beer-drinks and tropical countries.... I wonder why is that? Someone must do a study! This has a pale golden body with minimal carbonation and almost no head. The aroma is hops bolstered by plenty of weird sugary sweetness, not suggesting rum, but rather beer-adjunct hell. The flavour is a weird bitters-taste of sweet leaves and hops. The rum and the hops are certainly not working well together! Like chewing on a lime with sugar wrapped in it. Where is the beer again? I wish I could say something for this other than absolutely revolting.

2.2
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 7/20
DJoer (725) - NETHERLANDS - FEB 19, 2014
From bottle, golden apple juice colour, malty sweet sugary, maple syrup hints some honey and a rum touch in the smell, medium carbonation almost no bitter sweet honey cinamon defineatly a mix like thr tequila flavoured ones... to sweet for me when i want a beer

1.8
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 8/20
hens (535) - Tallinn, Estonia, ESTONIA - JAN 19, 2014
0.33L bottle. Sweet, lime aroma. False citrus, boiled corn taste. Very sweet and some chemical added, which should be a rum flavor. I think it is sugary lime syrup with a few beer inserted on it.

3.2
   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 12/20
s_hartshorne (1514) - wakefield, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - DEC 15, 2013
Bottle @audio batley. Golden amber colour decent white head. Aroma is sweet malts. Taste is seet sugar cane and a malty finish. Reminds me of a despersdos. But with rum instead of tequila. Very nice end of night drink after your bloated off real ale!

1.4
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 6/20
thirstyrabbit (1109) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - DEC 14, 2013
Bottle. Golden body, minimal head. Aroma has artificial lime and dried piss. Taste has sweet lemon candy with some cidery sourness. Yuck. I think this is almost certainly the same beer as the "Dead Crow" - neither one actually has any Rum or Bourbon taste. I think I overrated Dead Crow but it didn’t have such a pissy aroma as this one.

2.2
   AROMA 5/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 8/20
Douberd (2343) - Arnhem, NETHERLANDS - NOV 30, 2013
Clear glass bottle, 330 ml, poured into a stemmed glass at home, ABV 5.5% Deep golden yellow colour on the body, one finger of white head, average retention. Medium lacing on the glass. No aroma of rum, just some lime smell, along with brown sugar. Tastes weird, I can’t say it tastes like rum though. Sugar again, quite sweet as a taste. Again lime notes and grass or leaves. Mild citric sourness on the aftertaste. Thin body, average carbonation with a bite. Overall very mediocre even for a infused beer.

1.2
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 4/20
fonefan (35220) - VestJylland, DENMARK - OCT 30, 2013

Bottle 330ml. clear glass @ [ (chriso Pre-GBBF Shindig) by chriso - London ].

Clear medium yellow amber colour with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, off-white head. Aroma is light to moderate malty, shandy, lime. Flavour is moderate to heavy sweet with a long duration, sweet, candy, lemon - lime. Body is medium, texture is oily, carbonation is soft, finish feel is light light alcoholic (rum). [20130810]


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