czar (7387) - Québec, Quebec, CANADA - APR 22, 2015
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
can. pours clear extra pale yellow with a disappearing white head, no retention and lacing. reminiscence/souvenir of cereals, faint fruitiness - white grapes and apple juice, obvious rice/corn/adjunct, herbal blandness. soda pop carbonation, light body - watery; bland but dry herbal finish. no cardboard or skunkiness since it was canned rather than filled int heir clear glass bottles. still, as expected, i.e. not horrid.
Radek Kliber (7058) - Toronto (Can) Krotoszyn (Pol), POLAND - MAY 2, 2004
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pale gold, decent size head (good job Josh). Celery, garden vegetable like malt. Very light, thin body, finishing with some grassy notes with touch of citric fruit.
HogTownHarry (6374) - Toronto (Harbourfront), Ontario, CANADA - SEP 11, 2005
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle (341ml - clear). My second low-carb "beer" in as many days - at least Molson Ultra comes in a brown bottle. Poured pale fizzy yellow with a big foamy industrial soap-looking bright white quick diminishing head. The bubbles never stopped. What aroma there is reminded me of ivory soap, with sweet ’n low and corn starch added. Taste - there is none - fizzily grainy, watery, nothing. I was thirsty, it was a beautiful sunny day on my balcony, and I still hated it. Better than the Molson Ultra though ...
Braudog (6220) - Yorktown, Virginia, USA - JUL 2, 2005
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
UPDATED: SEP 7, 2013 Who was the genius to put this in a clear bottle? Typical Canadian import corn-starch aroma. Fizzy white head. Virtually flavorless, albeit altogether inoffensive beer for the masses. Not heinous
Rastacouere (6174) - Montreal, Quebec, CANADA - NOV 12, 2003
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
It pours a clear limpid yellow NOT necessarily NOT alike toilet water after relieving one's bladder. Aroma is reminiscent of a prodigious baby skunk with obvious defense potential. The taste is another story though, it's a complex mixture from the most distinct and unattainable sources of waters from 8 specific islands hidden to humanity until John Sleeman had a dream which revealed him the tremendous potential of their sacred water. Stuff of legend. Welcome to the top 10!
Boutip (5737) - Gatineau, Quebec, CANADA - JUN 14, 2004
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle: Poured a light yellow beer with no head or aroma or even taste. I don’t really know what to say about this one that wasn’t said before. It’s not beer but more like water with some beer tasting products included. This is a trend that will last for a year before disappearing, which should be a good thing really.
JulienHuxley (5520) - Trois-Rivières, Quebec, CANADA - FEB 11, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Had to rate one from the bottom 50, and this is about as close to the pit I can get - bonus, I didn’t have to pay for it. Courtesy of my mom’s fridge, 355ml can. Pours the palest yellow I’ve ever seen a beer be, you can already detect the lack of anything malt in origin. Aroma is very subtle, light corn notes and fermented sugar is all. Tastes actually quite a bit like mineral water, mineral, light light sweetness. Palate is dry and watery. Not offensive for something pulled from the bottom of the ratings pile, you just have to know you’re drinking beer.
JPDIPSO (5450) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 27, 2004
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
The proverbial urinal colored liquid. Quickly diminished white head. Mild aroma of grape jam in a tin can. Seltzer water with a twist. Not sure what the twist is just yet. This really is quite devoid of substance. Light flavors of grape skins and grain. Thanks to slikwily, I can now say I have tried it.
ClarkVV (5392) - Allston, Massachusetts, USA - OCT 7, 2004
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
2004 bottle. YES finally I find and try this beer. I was enthralled by the bottle, clear, no label and a faint faint tint of yellow to the beer. The fact that they are highlighting this clearness is just ridiculous. Aroma. Nothing, maybe some light minerals, or something? Flavor. Still nothing. Body. sparkling water. Appearance. Do I have to say it?
My friend and I agreed, in all seriousness, that if you put a lemon in this beer, you could serve it unknowingly to someone, as a perrier.
heemer77 (5283) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - MAY 24, 2005
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Light yellow body with a quickly dissapating head. The aroma is rotten tomatoes and old grass clippings. The taste is metallic and tart. Hints of cheap cheddar cheese and wet cardboard. This atrocious concoction beats out Steelback Tango in my book. Drainpour.