0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
341 ml bottle from LCBO. Pours a clear ultra pale gold with thin, quickly disappearing white head. Smells like... a glass of water? Honestly, only the vaguest hint of grains. I suppose I could at least be thankful the aroma’s not offensive. Now the taste... How do you make something that is both remarkably thin and watery yet fairly unpleasant for the taste it does have? Ask John Sleeman because underneath all the water there are some stale grains. Even the carbonation is underwhelming. This is like flat club soda that someone farted in. It’s with great confidence that I give this beer the lowest score I’ve given anything yet. At least I can continue on my quest to find that elusive 0.5.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
piss in a bottle put the cap back on and you have sleemans clear. knew it was low-carb just by looking at it.
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
A - Not much there
A - Light....
T - Watery...but the clear bottle gives it a bit of skunk
P - Watery
O - Beer needs carbs
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Had one just for fun.Coors light cut with water (if you can imagine). Silly crap. Diet beer. Is no longer beer, if it ever was. Oh, those crazy kids at Sleeman!
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bouteille 341 ml. 4%. Couleur jaune pâle. Arôme quasi inexistant. Ok ne perdons pas de temps ici. À moins d’avoir un problème de santé et de devoir boire une "low carb", on boit autre chose.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Single bottle purchased from mom & pop liqour store in Edmonton, AB on 07/19/2011. Colour: What’s the name of this beer again? Clear? Right...now I know why! Very, very light yellow in nature. Nose: Light malt and yeast. Soda crackers. Taste: Light sweet, light bitter, light sour. Faint vanilla traces. Light and void of exsistence. Harmless and a good substitue for water.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
355 ml can from TBS. Really bad, not beer. No hops, no malt. Like highly carbonated corn brew.
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
As you would expect, this is beer-flavoured water. That's the downside. The upside is, anywhere you'll find this beer, you're also likely to find a whole bunch of OTHER brands of beer-flavoured water, and at least this is low-calorie. Since most people tend to drink in excess after 8 p.m., you probably should be drinking this kinda crap if you're concerned about weight. Otherwise pop some carb blockers. Unfortunately, real beer is generally packed with what's essentially sugar.
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