shintriad (700) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - NOV 2, 2003
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
As you would expect, this is beer-flavoured water. That's the downside. The upside is, anywhere you'll find this beer, you're also likely to find a whole bunch of OTHER brands of beer-flavoured water, and at least this is low-calorie. Since most people tend to drink in excess after 8 p.m., you probably should be drinking this kinda crap if you're concerned about weight. Otherwise pop some carb blockers. Unfortunately, real beer is generally packed with what's essentially sugar.
Bainer (45) - Windsor, Ontario, CANADA - DEC 31, 2003
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Like everyone said- watery. Little or no head, little or no carbonation- tasted and looked like a beer left for a few days. Not worth the low-cal trade off. Skip this one.
piscator34 (1884) - Winnipeg, Manitoba, CANADA - JAN 28, 2004
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: FEB 11, 2004 You might as well drink tap-water. At least it's free and there are ZERO carbs in water. This beer looks fine (for a light beer), and smells ok, but doesn't taste like much. What little flavor there is somewhat like wet cardboard.
presario (4525) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - MAY 7, 2004
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Gold innocent looking beverage with minimal head. Aroma is faint, slightly off but not offensive. First sip is really harsh as is the finish. It is not "remarkably clean". After that first shock the beer most resembles soda water.
Dorqui (2056) - Brescia, ITALY - NOV 22, 2004
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Inconsistent, it deprives of character and scents.
GoldenSpunky (120) - Rochester, New York, USA - FEB 10, 2005
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle of some random year. Every year seems to bad when this "beer" is bottled. The appearance is amazing with a pale yellow that seems to fade as it warms. Pours kinds like giner ale but with no flavor or aroma at all. Cant finish this beer but definitly didnt expect to. But hey look at how many carbs I just cut!..WOW AMAZING 100th beer! Heres to you boys!
JRHBrew (366) - Fredericton, New Brunswick, CANADA - FEB 5, 2006
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
It is incredibly bland. Not much of a beer. For some bizarre reason, I actually kinda like this one.
yarry (527) - Waterdown, Ontario, CANADA - AUG 20, 2006
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
341ml Bottle 4% a/v
The smell is of.. a friggin wet dog or something like that. Looks ok, nothing special. The taste is nothing special but not as bad as has been stated by the previous guys. Definetly crappy but not undrinkable.
All it was good for is raising my rated beers count by one.. Dont pay for it.
Roli (405) - laval, Quebec, CANADA - APR 14, 2007
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
I’ve had worse, yo know. Kinda disgusting at the first sip but then you get use to it. Not worse than most of the "light" stuff.
mabel (5364) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - AUG 13, 2008
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
[1560-20080801] 341mL bottle. Scorched fish guts aroma has hints of melted plastic corn. Super clear, light orange body with quick white bubbles. Grainy plastic flavour does not have anything good in it. Light body. Quite Unpleasant.
(@ Pepperwood Bistro; Burlington, ON)
Overheard: "Aroma of Dear-God-what-the-hell-was-that?!"