Ughsmash (7364) - Pewaukee, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 16, 2007
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottled. Poured a sickly pale peach with a fast-dying white head. Weird-ass strawberry extract with lactic notes and an odd sweetness in the aroma.. not the least bit enjoyable. The flavor brought back shaky childhood memoried of Strawberry Kwik.. milky-sweet and highly artificial.. waaaaay too long finish of strawberry milkshakes. Some mild wheaty tartness pairs with hefty milky nastiness on the palate.. somewhat creamy middle. Glad I had 3 other guys to help me drink this.
1FastSTi (3344) - Glendale, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 18, 2007
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
OMFG this is awful! Pours to a pink lemonade watered down crystal light colored body with a foamy white head and spotty lacing. The aroma is fake. Nestle Strawberry Quick and milk. But, alas, it’s not good. The flavor is malt, strawberry quick, toasted malts, and a weird malty aftertaste. Quagmire says "Oh God!" and would proceed to vomit on anything nearby. Icky The palate is sweet and minimally malty.
DavidP (1747) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - JUN 16, 2007
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Smells like strawberry Quik, looks like a cloudy Crystal Light. Awful flavor - small strawberry extra up front with a cardboardy warm milk finish. WTF Sprecher.