cheap (4351) - Beaver Valley, Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - FEB 28, 2015
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: MAR 1, 2015 I have come to beleive that melanie and rinkuskai are trying to be the kings of the rudest beers in the world, no shit. Made the mistake of buying this 24 oz can and then letting it sit on my car seat for 20 minutes before I sampled it, should have made it cold as possible. I think the last time I had beer this crappy was when I did melanie’s jaguar. When popped, the aroma is somewhat like sewer and sulfur but that clears to an alarming sugary sweet volatile olfactory that is nearly repulsive. Clear pale yellow with a pissy head. Weirdly sweet on the initial palate, like really cheap adjunct lager BS. Difficult at times, especially with that trying to hold the gag reflex thing on every swig. Cheap whiskey was simply mixed in. Oddly, just plainly quite rude and fricken watery. In someways, this stuff reminds me of the worst barleywine, with it’s terrible cloying aggravating happy BS sweetness. Terrible, just terrible I think to myself. I normally associate bitterness with crudeness but this needs manners even without bitterness, it must have been raised in the jungle all by its lonely self. Finish is just plain unrefined and nasty. Why am I trying this, for the tick? NOT WORTH IT. Date code fresh but just palin BS Overall, smells like sweet sewage and tastes like sweet sewage, triggers gag reflex on every sip and this is from a ubiquitous pale lager lover. BULLSHIT STACK. Look, I love cheap beer but this is pushing the envelope, 1.25$ for 24 oz can at a gas station in WVA. Yep, shouldah made sure this was cold as possible, that was my big mistake.
mjg74 (2613) - Salem, Oregon, USA - JAN 13, 2015
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Canned from US Market. Medium golden in color. Nose is mostly alcohol. Flavor is alcohol and sour grapes/apples. Pretty bad stuff.
Bill Becker (449) - Casper, Wyoming, USA - MAY 28, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
UBC LaCrosse WI and under special agreement Memphis TN on the can.
It pours a fairly dark yellow with a 1 finger head of foam with lots of bubble action.
Huge corn notes in the smell as well as some grain. It also smells the full 9.9% abv.
Corn first and foremost followed by some lemon twang that leans towards the tart side. Saying that it is rough tasting would almost be a compliment; smooth is mentioned a few times on the can.
The tartness intensifies as the beer warms and in a case like this, that is not a good thing.
I had to try it. It was cheap as dirt. I hope my sink doesn’t mind a few ounces.
dyetube (1233) - McKinney, Texas, USA - MAR 22, 2014
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
What can I say, This is one horrible beer. Lot’s of alcohol in this thing and you definitely know it. The flavor is horrible though. Cheers!
Atom (1552) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - FEB 15, 2014
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
24oz can for Krampus via BoostIPA, when will the pain end, pours a clear golden with a small white head. Moderately sweet corn and pencil shaving aroma. Taste of bug spray chemical alcohol grains present with a nasty bitterness, Gross.
jmagnus87 (2815) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - FEB 11, 2014
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
24oz can poured into a snifter, just like all good likkas should be. Pours a clear dark gold with minimal head.maroma of corn, green apple, white grape and a hint of cotton candy. Taste is light tart, follows aroma.mloads of grape and apple with corn and a little caramel. Light bodied with a somewhat slick texture. Lively carbonation and quite the long finish. Overall, not bad. More tart than I was expecting but the alcohol is very well hidden.
Ibrew2or3 (7232) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - JAN 26, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can-check, black gold flashy label-check, taken down to below zero-check. Ok we’re ready. It pours with a crystal clear gold body that has copper hues and supports a micro thin white head. The aroma offers up pears, apples, sugar and some chemical booze. The taste starts sweet and ends sweeter. Amid the bruising sweetness loiters sticky apple juice and pear juice. There’s only a mild boozy roughness but as this warms just above freezing the sweetness gets unruly. This is a 3er.
DrewFace (928) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - JAN 17, 2014
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pours a very clear, light yellow color . Lots of corn adjuncts. Have had better but still good
beechner224 (807) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - JAN 17, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle shar thanks to Homer. Golden yellow delicious. Aroma of corn and apple yuminess. If my snoozberry wasn’t erect after the aroma, it is after the taste, apple, corn, overall gut punch. Snoozberry going home.
Homer321 (2370) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - JAN 17, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Smells like sugar. Corn. Not good
Why would this happen to me?