PorterPounder (6197) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - JUN 25, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Seagoville, Tx - some random Chevron/Taqueria store - 24 oz can that I of course did not finish. I stopped here specifically because i actually lived in this town for two years as a kid and thought it would be neat to rate a beer I bought here - this is all i could find!Alcohol in the aroma, of the medicinal and jet fuel type. Sweet, artificial fruitiness, ripening vegetables, heavy booziness, paint thinner in the finish. Hard to swallow. Avoid - for ticking sampling purposes only!
Drake (10499) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - JUN 14, 2015
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 ounce can, 4/10/15. Clear golden, thin fizzy tan head, decent retention. Aroma of fusel alcohols, grainy malt, green apple. The taste is grainy malt, green apple. Medium bodied, low carbonation, faint booze, overly sweet.
SudsMcDuff (6834) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - MAY 17, 2015
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
bought in a armpit gas station on the way back from austin with scott, matt, and roberto .. dark gold .. almost no foam .. ruff corn and booze hay .. only a mild to medium cheap booze kick .. a rather gold star malt likker, i got it done quick .. . . the clear lake flood of 2015 (may 15th) sucked, lost many pictures
jackl (5804) - Charlottesville, Virginia, USA - APR 10, 2015
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can, thanks to noted admin Drake. Gold with a small head. Nose is pretty menacing. Strong, boozy and artificial. Apple candies. Bread. Spun sugar. Taste is regrettably similar. Strong boozy apple boost juice. Grainy. Sweet. Heavy and flabby. Not ideal.
michcam8 (375) - Ohio, USA - MAR 24, 2015
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
not good. would not recommend to others. pours gold, doesnt drink golde, not very good. would pass
MacBoost (1518) - Pouring Bus, New York, USA - MAR 24, 2015
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Stack. Michcam "I didnt snort the whole bag" generously shared this bottle with me. Fuck you, Steve. Pours gold. Aromas of creamed corn, cooked veggies and holy shit, fuck you. This is terrible, but I can’t resist the high boost. I’m Fucken waxed. At 8pm on a Tuesday night.
cheap (4566) - Beaver Valley, Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - FEB 28, 2015
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: MAR 1, 2015 I have come to beleive that melanie and rinkuskai are trying to be the kings of the rudest beers in the world, no shit. Made the mistake of buying this 24 oz can and then letting it sit on my car seat for 20 minutes before I sampled it, should have made it cold as possible. I think the last time I had beer this crappy was when I did melanie’s jaguar. When popped, the aroma is somewhat like sewer and sulfur but that clears to an alarming sugary sweet volatile olfactory that is nearly repulsive. Clear pale yellow with a pissy head. Weirdly sweet on the initial palate, like really cheap adjunct lager BS. Difficult at times, especially with that trying to hold the gag reflex thing on every swig. Cheap whiskey was simply mixed in. Oddly, just plainly quite rude and fricken watery. In someways, this stuff reminds me of the worst barleywine, with it’s terrible cloying aggravating happy BS sweetness. Terrible, just terrible I think to myself. I normally associate bitterness with crudeness but this needs manners even without bitterness, it must have been raised in the jungle all by its lonely self. Finish is just plain unrefined and nasty. Why am I trying this, for the tick? NOT WORTH IT. Date code fresh but just palin BS Overall, smells like sweet sewage and tastes like sweet sewage, triggers gag reflex on every sip and this is from a ubiquitous pale lager lover. BULLSHIT STACK. Look, I love cheap beer but this is pushing the envelope, 1.25$ for 24 oz can at a gas station in WVA. Yep, shouldah made sure this was cold as possible, that was my big mistake.
mjg74 (2824) - Salem, Oregon, USA - JAN 13, 2015
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Canned from US Market. Medium golden in color. Nose is mostly alcohol. Flavor is alcohol and sour grapes/apples. Pretty bad stuff.
Bill Becker (548) - Casper, Wyoming, USA - MAY 28, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
UBC LaCrosse WI and under special agreement Memphis TN on the can.
It pours a fairly dark yellow with a 1 finger head of foam with lots of bubble action.
Huge corn notes in the smell as well as some grain. It also smells the full 9.9% abv.
Corn first and foremost followed by some lemon twang that leans towards the tart side. Saying that it is rough tasting would almost be a compliment; smooth is mentioned a few times on the can.
The tartness intensifies as the beer warms and in a case like this, that is not a good thing.
I had to try it. It was cheap as dirt. I hope my sink doesn’t mind a few ounces.
dyetube (1326) - McKinney, Texas, USA - MAR 22, 2014
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
What can I say, This is one horrible beer. Lot’s of alcohol in this thing and you definitely know it. The flavor is horrible though. Cheers!