CanIHave4Beers (2757) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUN 16, 2011
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: JUN 17, 2011 Pale Lager month installment number 15: I am absolutely terrified of this beer. Pours a hazy shade of yellow, almost an orange color. This stuff is really really hazy, unfiltered? The head starts big, shrinks to small, but is fairly well retained. Wow the aroma is surprisingly mild with some banana and some rubbing alcohol. The last time I took a sip of this, I really was surprised at just how rude and offensive it really was, Iíd almost forgotten it by now. Man one sip of this has the alcohol burn and repugnance of flavor of a shot of some terrible whiskey, it doesnít taste like terrible whiskey though, that might be a step up. Itís really sweet with loads of over-ripe banana, corn, rotting vegetable, metal, oh... and alcohol, tons of overwhelming alcohol. Iím stunned at how mellow this smells in comparison to the flavor. The beer takes me to a place that I didnít want to go, and the rest of the can will need to go down the drain before I go any further. This is anything but smooth, itís really awesomely weird and bad though, so if youíre looking for that sort of experience then this is highly recommended. Woah, I just got a sensation in my arm like when I used to donate plasma and they would pump that room temperature saline into your vein!
HarmonKill-a-Brew (407) - Wilmar, Arkansas, USA - MAR 29, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
The worst I have ever had... made some homebrew one time that was almost this bad, but not quite. This stuff tasted more like carbonated Thunderbird than beer. A total waste of a good aluminum can. The drain pour to end all drain pours! Smooth lager? Arenít there laws against false advertising???
SuzyGreenberg (1603) - Seattle, Washington, USA - MAR 11, 2011
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Post-Malt Liquor Appreciation Day 2011; keeping the good times rolling; 24 oz. pounder; wow, 12%!! fluffy white head fades quickly, so apparently not enough chemicals were added for proper head retention; white sugary syrup with some vanilla, creamed wheat, stale lemons and boozy burn on the nose; this is one serious malt liquor; creamy mouthfeel that is sticky going down; white table sugar and stale fruit; pure malty sugar syrupy and a prefect alcohol delivery device; this is legal but pot isnít? go figure
r464 (1655) - Earth, Pennsylvania, USA - FEB 10, 2011
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
KInd of an amber gold in color. Thin whitish head. Wine like aroma. Terrible. Both strong and watery at once, with a stale and putrid flavor like cleaning products and urine left in a rotting laundry hamper.
bpreo (1312) - Eugene, Oregon, USA - JAN 29, 2011
1.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I had some high hopes for this malt. It is from La Crosse, Wisconsin, it is 12% alcohol, it is advertised as a lager. Disappointment, the worst malt I have ever had.
poisoneddwarf (1478) - Rathdrum, Idaho, USA - DEC 12, 2010
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
16 oz can into Sam Adams lager glass. This beerís sole purpose is to get winos and young clueless people wasted, so Iím not expecting too much out of this obviously. Bought from the discount cooler at a local convenience store. Pours clear gold with a medium head with pretty good retention (for a malt liquor anyway!). Collapses into a blanket and collar of foam with some decent lace. Smells of corn, booze, fruity esters (pineapple, mango?). Quite aromatic for a wino beer! Taste is all sweet and boozy. Kind of metallic. Call me crazy, but it kind of reminds of me of a bad American interpretation of a Belgian Tripel, like Flying Dogís Kerberos. Kind of tangy in the finish. Highly carbonated, medium body. Gross, but not nearly as bad as I was expecting.
heemer77 (5053) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - NOV 26, 2010
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Deep bronze colored body with a wisp of a thin white head. There are plenty of fast moving bubbles. There is some alcohol musty carpet and corn flakes. The taste is like liquid perfume and detergent. There is also alcohol and some cardboard. Wow, this is truly horrid.
Butters (3562) - Richmond, Virginia, USA - NOV 23, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
mmmmm. delicious malt liquor...... Everything you hate to love... Sickly sweet, grainy, alcohol present, but still hidden for 12%. Cool can at least?
SphinxTX (2875) - Mata Gorda, Texas, USA - NOV 7, 2010
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
(24oz can, courtesy of blutt59) Pours a clear gold with a small white fizzy head. Aroma of corn and light lemon. Flavor is the same with some nasty added. Medium body with very high carbonation. Overall, someone, some where is saying "This stuff is the shit!" and they would be right....
zdk9 (183) - Texas, USA - OCT 30, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
(24oz can thanks to blutt59) Smells like Miller High Life that someone put medicine into- as in non sweetened cough syrup. This is disgusting! How can anyone drink this?