wedgie9 (2504) - Nashville, Tennessee, USA - FEB 10, 2015
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Tasted on 2/9/15 from a 16oz can, big thanks to Alex for picking this up in Oklahoma for me. Pours clear straw with a thick, fizzy white head that slowly recedes to average, sticky lace. The nose is sweet caramel corn with a white Wonder Bread note. The flavor is pretty much the most watery beer I can imagine with just the very faintest hints of sweet corn and white bread. The body is super light with fizzy carbonation, more like a soda, and a very short watery finish.
Frank (3270) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - DEC 27, 2014
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
This one doesn’t really taste like malt liquor. It is just basically a cruddy light beer, which is honestly better than most malt liquors but still not good. It’s very clear golden w/ a foamy head. It has bit of a cidery apple note in the nose and a grassy straw-like hop note w/o any bitterness. This is bland moreso than bad.
crossovert (8910) - Illinois, USA - DEC 20, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
709ml can. Golden pour, mild adjunct flavors and tastes, this is near tastesless it comes very close to a mineral water. Not offensive, but not good, and bums can’t get drunk off it as easily.
ordybill (552) - Douglasville, Georgia, USA - DEC 16, 2014
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
The weaker cousin to the angry 8% ABV Steel Reserve, this beer has a corn aroma and a mild head. Another classic gas Station beer but I would drink a Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull over this (but colt 45 is the king of classic Malt Liquors). not horrible, but not an item I would ever buy in a bar or restaurant.
UDBeernut (2061) - Between JAX and SGJ, Florida, USA - JUL 11, 2014
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Rake courtesy of brew2or3. Yellow clear pour, no head. Sweet wet grain, corn. Light to medium bodhi. Taste the rarity.
j12601 (7456) - Poughkeepsie, New York, USA - FEB 27, 2014
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Can at Max’s for his birthday. Pours a clear watery yellow with a medium to large white head. Smells of grain and cheesy vomit. On the thin side of medium-bodied, sweet grain, not a lot else. Grainy into the finish. Rather empty. Tastes like flat seltzer.
SudsMcDuff (6682) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - FEB 21, 2014
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false.
It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth?
The answer is: No.
blipp (6722) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - FEB 17, 2014
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Can courtesy of DeyHolla. Thanks Derek. Pours light gold with a white head. Bland, watery, and relatively inoffensive. Don’t hate the playa hate the game.
djd07 (5416) - Houston, Texas, USA - FEB 9, 2014
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 12/20
UPDATED: MAY 11, 2014 Can thanks to GRAEME(sudsmcduff), chugged with Graeme! Pours a pale golden with thick frothy white head that lasts. The aroma is skunk corn malt. Light corn malt, like a skunked keg beer. Not bad
jredmond (6073) - Manhattan, New York, USA - JAN 15, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can courtesy of Blipp at Max’s 30th Birthday. Pours a light, pale yellow body with white head. Aroma is faint corn, malt and grass. Mouthfeel is light, carbonated with notes of dry grass, grain, malt and corn. Blends really well with the Lou Pepe Framboise 2001 vintage.