Geokkjer (5027) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 11, 2013
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. Pours clear golden with a white head. Aroma of malt, grains and fruitiness. Flavor is sweet and malty with some fruitiness. Medium body, average carbonation.
yngwie (11782) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - AUG 11, 2013
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can, 24oz. A clear, pale golden beer with a two-finger white head. The aroma is rather weak, a faint fruity and malty scent escapes the glass. Weak flavor too, not much bitterness to be detected, but thereís some warming alcohol. Fruity notes too. Medium body, slightly warming, low on carbonation. Short, warming finish. Definitely not a beer Iíd go a long way to have again. 130811
Bloodman (4) - - AUG 9, 2013 does not count
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Once was enough. Would not drink this crap again.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
MrPresentati (37) - Gualala, California, USA - AUG 8, 2013
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Part of a blind taste test. Tied with Olde English 800 for worst brew Iíve ever gagged on. Forget that itís a malt liquor, no need to split hairs this low to the ground. What Iím trying to do is warn you. Poured pleasant, bright golden yellow. Smelled malty with a bit of hoppiness. Then I tasted it. HORRIBLE. Chemical bitterness like rubbing alcohol and barf-inducing malt & corn-syrup sweetness that made me feel like Iíd been power-punched in the face with my own hand. Instant headache. Never again.
Homer321 (574) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - AUG 3, 2013
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Aromas of slight pepper and a honey like malt sweetness. Crystal clear, a slightly dark yellow color, almost reddish. A sickening sweet flavor immediately hits your mouth like a steel beam. a horrid horrid sweetness that wont leave, then turns to a warming sensation. oh this is bad
OmegaX (1132) - Florida, USA - AUG 1, 2013
2.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
You know, this wasnít that bad. Aroma was fruity with grain, corn, and a slight sweetness. There was a bit of fruit loop aroma to it. Pour was clear dark yellow with a decent head. The head died off quickly. Taste was dry grains, raw corn, sweet, light honey. Not too bad.
theOptimator (268) - Sacramento, California, USA - JUL 26, 2013
2.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 12/20
Aroma is sweet malt and corn. A bit cloying. Appearance is straw gold with medium white tan head. Taste is malt forward and smooth. Bit of corn lingers. Medium light hop bitterness keeps sweet malt balanced. Palate is medium full and clean. Malt sweetness lingers. Alcohol hidden well. Overall this isnít a bad beer. Nothing is offensive about this in any way. Iím thinking poor mans Helles Bock.
archied (6) - - JUL 9, 2013 does not count
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Strong beer...the beer you get when you just wanna get fucked up asap...bad taste and bad smell.
UDBeernut (1272) - Near Buffalo, New York, USA - JUL 9, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
when the clerk at the beer store was checking me out with my modest haul, he said "Enjoy." he plainly saw the excellent adventure this concoction had in store for me. pours a who gives a fuck cause I canít see it out of the can. nose of wet grain and puke mixed with chicken wings - medium. taste is slightly sweet with the addition of the jerked off geico commercial where the dude is made of money, and theyíre all like your not made of money so donít pay too much for boat insurance. i donít own a boat, but i sort of own empty can of this, should it be insured? and stop playing that commercial. anyways, taste is sweet malt with more puke in the aftertaste. at least the body is light a smoove.
ACSativa (4) - - JUL 3, 2013 does not count
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Aroma: like death mixed with diesel exhaust, with a hint of sulfur.
Appearance: Ever get to your favorite fishing spot and see the water and say "Nope"? Like that.
Taste: Metallic, with an extremely nasty chemical-like flavor. I only give it a 2 because itís not quite as bad as Rolling Rock.
Palate: The finish is like taking a shot of shards of glass. Horrible aftertaste, and will give you terrible heartburn.
Overall: Thereís a reason that this vile substance is only sold in the ghetto: only people buying this are bums and hardcore jonsers that have only $2 in their pockets. Avoid this beer like itís going to kick you in the balls.