oldrtybastrd (5003) - Fort Walton Beach, Florida, USA - APR 15, 2016
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Pours a deep dark amber color. Aromas of sweet fruit, and a touch of chocolate. Flavor is spicy, hoppy, with a touch of alcohol. Beer finishes dry and sweet.
jrob21 (3433) - Atlanta, Georgia, USA - FEB 23, 2015
3.2 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 14/20
Thing calls itself an imperial red. Looks like early rates are from about 8 months ago so I wonder if I have some old his here. Either way the beer is now what it is. Sweet and syrupy. Barleywine sort of experience. Some red fruit. A faint bitterness on the finish. Chewy grain and lots of caramel. Candi sugar. Some hops would round this out pretty well.
Travlr (21421) - Charlotte, North Carolina, USA - DEC 4, 2014
3.5 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Bottle. Hazy bright reddish amber color, massive tan head with good retention. Very fruity aroma with pine. Taste is very bitter and sticky pine resin.
Cybercat (5115) - Georgia, USA - NOV 1, 2014
4.2 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
Pours a clear light mahogany with a very thick, fine-bubbled, and quite persistent pale buff head. Strong aroma has malty, hoppy, caramel, and cloves components. Bold flavor assaults the palate with malty, hoppy, cloves, and subtle caramel notes. You have to be strong to appreciate this diabolical brew! Alcohol bite is stronger than the ABV indicates. Texture has decent viscosity and good fizz, and leaves a hoppy and spicy malt finish. Devilishly good!
drfabulous (6570) - Lexington, Kentucky, USA - SEP 25, 2014
3.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 17/20
22 ounce bottle thanks to James. Big red pour. Malty and slightly sticky. Hop presence throughout. Decent.
kayres (821) - , Georgia, USA - SEP 10, 2014
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
Cloudy bronze to copper huge off white head. Crisp bitter nose. Medium bodied slightly sweet malty with a dry piney finish.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
horto008 (181) - Alabama, USA - AUG 29, 2014
3.2 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 12/20
Wanted to like it but couldn’t. Expected more sweetness and a lingering taste with a thicker mouthfeel based on the description. Seemed rather one note. Had a growler so it was a little flatter than what I would expect from a draft at the taproom. May give it another shot and update the review.
onceblind (7313) - Denver, Colorado, USA - AUG 9, 2014
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 15/20
Clear deep amber under a foamy sticky light beige cap. Amazing aroma of sticky caramalts and sweet floral bitterness and rich amber and slightly fruity tones. Big bold flavor with a grassy and floral hop bitterness and a slightly boozy caramalt and crystal grains. A bit off-dry and bitter but still pretty nice and complex.
Prufrockstar (1980) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - AUG 8, 2014
3.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
Bottle thanks to Suttrree. Dark amber pour with ruby highlights in the iphone light, fine bubbled white head. Aroma: herbal hops; caramel; ginger? Floral? I dunno, but some combination that makes me think cleaning supplies. Tastes much better, though. Moderate+ caramel sweetness, assertive lasting bitterness in the finish. Medium body, average carbonation, slick creamy texture.
OldMrCrow (2403) - Seattle, Washington, USA - AUG 8, 2014
2.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
In for the first non-deep south rating. Hell yeah!
Bottle shared with Chris. Oh man, this one smells like the cleaning cart at a $59/night motel. Huge WTF on the aroma -- made me bust out laughing. But while the aroma is spectacularly bad, the flavor is not so objectionable. This is a pretty standard American red or imperial red. (In fact it brings a taste intensity like an imperial, but weighs in at less than your average west coast IPA these days.) Caramel, orange rind, etc., etc. And a bit of air freshener in a Baltimore taxi, but minimally so.
I feel like a bit of a coastal elite giving this a 2.9, but on the other hand, dat aroma...
tl;dr summary: I ain’t never heard nobody complain.