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RATINGS: 54   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.55   SEASONAL: Special   IBU: 79   EST. CALORIES: 270   ABV: 9%
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Workin’ as a caddy at Bushwood, El Danko was stoked to find out he would be shouldering Boob Barker’s bag. Figuring Boob was a swell guy who liked to have fun, El Danko slipped an exploding golf ball onto the first tee. Boob was so enraged after the ball blew, he threw a haymaker at El Danko and broke his high heel. Fearing a big lawsuit and being hammered in the tabloids, Boob offered him a rigged spot on the Price is Wrong to keep him quiet. Sure enough, down in Studio City 42 days later, Rod Roddy bellowed out to El Danko “C’mon down!” He was ecstatic as they wheeled out some fancy leather chaps and some extra crisping hair mousse, which he just purchased last week. Bidding $420 on the lot, El Danko nailed it! With a kiss from Barker ’s Beauties as the bonus, he strutted on stage and with a wink he gave a slap on the ass to Boob Barker himself. On to the big prize, El Danko was confronted with the infamous Cliff Hanger climb! Just as the yodeler was about to cliff dive off the ledge, he came to a screeching halt. The Dankster had pulled it off, winning the prize behind Door #2: Pimpin’ high heels and some private time behind Curtain #3 with Ester-y, the Belgian Barker Beauty, who 9 months later delivered the biggest surprise of all! Blam!!! El Danko is a dad living in Belgium. Jobless, he got a gig at Ester-y’s family brewery to pay for his Price is Wrong love child, Bar nold Schwarzenkegger. The Boob Barker Belgian Behemoth Boogieboy. Benjoy!


2.9
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
dimenhetfield (2487) - , Florida, USA - SEP 17, 2013
Sampled at a recent tasting. The beer was decent but it was thrown among a lot of sours so it sort of fell by the waste side, literally.

3.4
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
drowland (6174) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - SEP 15, 2013
9/15/13. 22oz bottle from Grassroots. Another pointless, giant story from Sweetwater without really telling us what the beer is. Oh well, I didn’t really care anyway. Chances are it will be mediocre. Here we go. Dark orange pour, almost amber, with a small khaki head that laces decently. Big floral aroma, minerally, reminds me of an English pale ale, but with some fruity Belgian yeast aspects. Sweet flavor, malty, caramel, a bitter hop character develops, more mineral aspects, floral, fruity. Meh.

3.9
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
kayres (524) - , Georgia, USA - SEP 15, 2013
Hazy orange with a thin white head. Slightly sweet aroma. Sweet candy flavor medium bodied. Bright floral hops ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone

3.9
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
Rrauth (1196) - North Carolina, USA - SEP 13, 2013
Solid. For 9% and not crazy hopped its well balanced and shows very little booziness. Sharp tasting. Nice beer ---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone

4.1
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
brison (44) - atlanta, Georgia, USA - SEP 11, 2013
Very drinkable strong Belgian. Tons of banana and bubblegum. Dank tank doesn’t disappoint.

3.7
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
jrob21 (2677) - Atlanta, Georgia, USA - SEP 7, 2013
Bomber. Pours a copper color with almost no head. Light herbal hop aroma. Big burly chewy grain flavor with a bit of caramel and some candi sugar. Sticky sweet on the finish. I may be drinking this one a little too late in the game here since I am not getting the same sort of hop bomb notes I see in other rates. Either way there is a fruityness to this that is unique with some red fruits poking through the albeit faint citrus notes. The finish is chewy bursts of citrus peel again.

4
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
jjgmd (1513) - Coral Springs, Florida, USA - SEP 6, 2013
On tap at Whole Foods, Coral Springs, pours a deep copper amber color with no appreciable head. Nose is strong pleasant sweet grapefruit .Taste is bitter sweet with full tasty citrus flavors. Finish is bitter sweet and moderately long. A nice micro from a brewery that I have not really held in any high regard. Quaff Score 8 / 10

4.3
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 18/20
Lupulucid (189) - - SEP 4, 2013
I can’t figure out if this beer is a joke or some sort of pornography. If someone carpet bombed Belgium with Daisy Cutters filled with hops, this beer would be the scenery on some Belgian brewer’s descent into hell. Flanders took it pretty hard in WWI and doesn’t deserve this sort of abuse. On the other hand, DIPA is pretty much all about the hops. The rest of the beer is just window dressing so why not Flemish treatments. In any case, these hops sing as they demolish the palate. Many beers claim to be hop bombs but end up being tame and balanced. This beer has no such inclination towards civility.

3.7
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 14/20
Lubiere (10496) - Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA - SEP 1, 2013
A golden ale with a thin lacing white head. In aroma, sweet fruity malt with light orange peel, pulp, very nice . In mouth, a nice smooth orange pulp over caramel malt, curacao, alcohol warmth, very nice.

3.7
   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
drfabulous (4196) - Lexington, Kentucky, USA - AUG 31, 2013
Lexington Fest of Ales. Sweet orange body. A bit malty for style. Yeasty. Nice hop nose. Decent.


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