EtTuCthulhu (1384) - Columbia, Missouri, USA - JUN 12, 2013
2.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
The aroma is subtle yet hinting towards hops and bread malts, and the appearance is straw yellow with the thinnest layer of white foam. The taste is mildly bitter with no other complexities, and the palate combines a medium body, soft carbonation, slick texture, and an abrupt finish.
Bjshades (156) - Iowa, USA - JUN 10, 2013
2.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Pours a see through golden color,this beer had little hop appeal and leaves a funny aftertaste, glad I only have to drink this one
fakebeersnob (228) - Saginaw, Michigan, USA - MAY 23, 2013
2.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
UPDATED: MAY 27, 2013 Very mild pale ale. Has a watery taste to it. Mild hoppiness comes through. Can see drinking this on a hot summer day while outdoors, but this is just mediocre at best.
jdhinatl (3) - Atlanta, Georgia, USA - APR 11, 2013 does not count
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
One of the worst beers ever. I dumped most of it down the sink. Thoroughly disgusting.
Alextricity (509) - Michigan, USA - MAR 20, 2013
3.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Appearance: Well, it looks like a pale ale. It has a very bubbly head with some surprising lacing. Lots of carbonation. Probably this beer’s highlight.
Smell: Musky. As another reviewer said, I kind of get a kitchen soap aroma in there as well, now that I think about it. Maybe some grassiness. Something about it smells sort of cheap.
Taste/feel: Well... I don’t know. Initially it tastes pretty decent, but then the feel/aftertaste really comes in. There’s about a medium carbonation here, but the aftertaste has a -- get this -- watery taste. How? It just does. It’s quite odd. I can see how this could be a good beer when you’re thirsty after a hot day outside, but this really didn’t even deserve to be poured into a pint glass. It’s definitely much better than typical macros out there, but as far as pale ales, this one misses the mark a little bit.
arone12 (924) - Maryland, USA - MAR 16, 2013
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 10/20
Does not have an overly hoppy flavor at all Pretty well balanced beer with some slight cardboard taste. Pretty refreshing and very drinkable.
shadey (1996) - Nashville, Tennessee, USA - MAR 15, 2013
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
12oz bottle. Pour is a clear bright orange with a layer of light white lace. Aroma is nicely hoppy, with a clear malt backbone and just a touch of sweetness. Flavor actually reminds me briefly of a corn beer or adjuncts. There is certainly enough hops to call this an American pale ale and it’s refreshing - but I’m worried about what is hidden here.
chinchill (3117) - South Carolina, USA - NOV 16, 2012
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
A decent, if rather subdued APA, with a relatively dry and light body. The taste is mostly of hops; flaws of omission (intensity and complexity) rather than commission. High drinkability; low interest.
teckdeck2008 (25) - Bryan, Texas, USA - NOV 12, 2012
2.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
Color: faded brown
Nose: hops and sour mash with a hint of spicy-ness
Taste: something resembling sour mash on the front end, a little bit of rye added to a sour mash flavor on the mid palette, rye whiskey and spicy-ness on the finish
Darwenus (659) - Virginia, USA - NOV 12, 2012
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
This is shitty beer. Ratebeer.com wants my review to be more than 75 characters, and it is now, and this is indeed shitty beer.